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The Return (and Rebranding) of the BattleBots Beat!
A long time ago (2015 does feel like an eternity), the most-recognized American robot fighting tournament came back to TV. Yes, BattleBots came back,…
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House of Pain: No Heat ‘Til Brooklyn (Or, a Third Hot Sauce Expo Recap)
I promise to keep it shorter this time! Yes, end of April, time for another Hot Sauce Expo excursion to Brooklyn. Though abridged since…
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House of Pain (The Reignition): A Treatise on Tabasco
Hey there, lizard people. we’re back, and like the Hess truck, we’re better than ever! /Looks down towards his abdomen… no, not that far,…
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THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, I CALL HIM CUT
BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE HIM. Yes, the Raiders cut Marquette King back on Friday because Jon Gruden didn’t like his personality. Or the time…
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Your “Quality Outdoor Drinking Time” MLB Preview (Also I Guess Your Opening Day Thursday Afternoon Thread)
Ah, spring. Birds chirping, not wearing eight different layers to take out the garbage, and the Italian ice stand down the block finally opening.…
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A House of Pain Special! The Dankest Memesauce
We’re back! Hello, and welcome to what I guess counts as another season of House of Pain, or a season preview, or something. I…
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Vignettes from Russell Wilson’s First Day of Camp
Monday morning, Tampa, FL. A car pulls up into the parking lot at George M. Steinbrenner Field. Russell Wilson: Well, here I am, first day…
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Tales from the Meteor! O’er the Land of the Free…
Editor’s Note: Here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we hate…
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Partying in the Underworld
It’s a rainy Sunday noonish, and a man with a violin is finishing his teaching for the day. Yes, of course it’s Senor Weaselo, who…
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Your “Wait, HIM?!?” TGISF Friday Evening Open Thread
Howdy, lizard people, it’s time for another House of Pain with your friendly neighborhood… hold on, I’m getting something in my fake earpiece. …I’m…