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And Now, A Very Special Musical Number to Celebrate the Cleveland Browns
(It is tradition to rise.) Ooooh and sixteen! Ooooh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh a-and sixteen! Ooooh and sixteen! Ooooh and…
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Blabbing About Sports in the Underworld: Jets at the Bye
It’s about 11 PM Sunday night, and a young-ish man in a suit is driving home. It was a fairly loud gig, so the…
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“Oh, the Misery Continues!”: Browns at the Bye
(That was an actual quote by Sam Rosen during Jets-Browns. It was not a power-play goal.) Oh, speak to me, o Muse… because you’re…
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Your Even More Hastily Put Together 2017 MLB Recap and Postseason Preview
Yes, I know, I know, it’s football season and therefore nothing else matters, and you don’t see the Canadian Commentist Contingent doing a hockey…
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Boots on the Ground: Hurricane-Moved Games (Basedball Edition)
First things up, hope everyone in the way of all the hurricanes, and it’s unfortunate I have to say hurricanes as in plural, is…
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2017 Starting Quarterback Songs!
First up, good news. If you don’t know by now, being on a football humor site and all, the start of the season is…
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Football Fans in the Underworld: Your 2017 Jets Preview
Greetings. For this preview we went down below. Way down below. I mean, WAYYYYYY way down below. …Sure. Let’s go with that. In actuality,…
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Inferno (Or, Your 2017 Browns Preview)
O, speak to me, o Muse! Please take my mind And offer me assistance for this tale. Through you, I hope to join ven’rable…
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1967 AFL Season Preview
In honor of Anniversary Week, the good folks of the [DFO] writing staff have looked through the years—nay, decades—of lost misplaced #content in search…
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Your “No, We’re Not Gonna Do F***in’ Stonehenge!” Wednesday Night Open Thread
Tonight and tomorrow night are Manhattanhenge, a twice-yearly phenomenon (once in the spring, once in the summer) where the setting sun aligns perfectly with…