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Your “And It Was the Best Day Ever” Tuesday Night/MLB ASG Open Thread
Well at least for me it was. More after the news. NFL News Subtract one day from all the things I said yesterday! Chiefs…
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“Dingers, Dingers!” Your Monday Evening HR Derby/ANW Open Thread
(The terrifying truth, of course, was the steroids.) And now, I think it’s the news! NFL News Only 59 days until football! Real football!…
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“About Time Already”: Your Thursday Evening NBA Finals Open Thread
Hooray, it’s finally here, the inevitable third installment of the trilogy that we didn’t necessarily need! You know, like Godfather Part III, Shrek the…
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Your “It’s Only the Unofficial Start of Summer, It’s Still Good!” Memorial Day Open Thread
Seriously, I can’t be the only one miffed, nay, irked, that the Stanley Cup Final goes in June at this point. In what world…
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Boots on the Ground at the NYC Hot Sauce Expo 2: Fear the Reaper
(Electric Boogaloo didn’t quite cut it, nor did The Quickening. Maybe Back 2 Tha Hood but that doesn’t work for Greenpoint, too hipster… where…
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Breaking: ESPN Lays Off a Bunch of People, Some of Whom You Might Like
Earlier today (it’s still before midnight DFO time!) ESPN laid off a whole bunch of people from their on-air staff including SportsCenter anchors, people on…
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House of Pain with Senor Weaselo: Kiss the Curb
Haldo, we’re back by not-that-popular demand! I’m still Senor Weaselo, and this is still House of Pain where I eat hot sauces normal sane people…
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Your “Free Oakley” NY Rangers NHL Playoff Preview
(Yeah, wrong team at MSG, but whatever.) 2016-17 record: 48-28-6 (21-16-4 home, 27-12-2 away, 3-4 shootout), 102 pts (4th in the Metropolitan Division, 1st…
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Your “Wait, Is Anyone Doing an MLB Preview?” MLB Preview!
/looks around Nope? I guess I better get to it. /puts on Yankees cap /gets pelted with… rubber chickens? Come on, you guys, I’m…
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House of Pain with Senor Weaselo: Origins
We remember our first tastes of things fondly. Our first bite into what becomes our favorite dish. Our first sip of what becomes our…