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Your “Free Oakley” NY Rangers NHL Playoff Preview
(Yeah, wrong team at MSG, but whatever.) 2016-17 record: 48-28-6 (21-16-4 home, 27-12-2 away, 3-4 shootout), 102 pts (4th in the Metropolitan Division, 1st…
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Your “Wait, Is Anyone Doing an MLB Preview?” MLB Preview!
/looks around Nope? I guess I better get to it. /puts on Yankees cap /gets pelted with… rubber chickens? Come on, you guys, I’m…
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House of Pain with Senor Weaselo: Origins
We remember our first tastes of things fondly. Our first bite into what becomes our favorite dish. Our first sip of what becomes our…
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World Baseball Classic Preview Part 2—Miami/Jalisco Pools
Good afternoon #SportsFans. A couple days ago Seamus went over the first two pools of the World Baseball Classic, baseball’s answer to the World Cup that…
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[DFOnline] ZOMG MOAR POKEYMANZ…
…but do we still care? So apart from me being facetious, the long-awaited Gen II Pokemon are finally out, which took them long enough.…
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Your “At Least We Have Each Other?” Monday Evening Open Thread
Greetings. Beerguyrob’s away for some Canadian holiday (wait, it’s not Canada or Victoria Day… Family Day? That’s a thing? Damn it Canada, you make it…
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And now, a message from King Roger I
♫ set to the music of “You’ll Be Back” from Hamilton ♫ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdxLohjwhoQ You say The price of my sport’s not a price that…
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A [DFO] Boots on the Ground Post: Hard Ride to… China?
Ni hao ma, ladies and gents? Friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo here, back from a whirlwind holiday adventure throughout China. Whirlwind in that I might still…
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House of Pain, The Pilot: Senor’s wing hunt, Part 1
Good evening. I’m Senor Weaselo, and this is House of Pain, a sporadic foray into gastrointestinal discomfort that asks the question, “How much hot…
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A New Yorker’s Postmortem on This Election
Well, this election has come and gone and taken years off our life with its vitriol. Colbert was right, too much venom and it…