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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 10
[6:24pm, Gilbert, Arizona] The two have now spent hours at the golf course eating, drinking and looking at girls and have predictably lost track…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 9
[7:36pm, Tombstone, Arizona] The sun is about to duck below the horizon and the last of the day’s glow is soon destined to follow. …
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 8
[7:32am, Nogales, Arizona] The duo climbs into the Truck Formerly Known as “Dave”. tWBS throws up in his mouth a little as he buckles…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 7c
Editor’s Note: Welcome to the 3rd and final installment of NOGALES WEEK!!!!!! Yeah, yeah, don’t worry….this is it. Well at least for Nogales, anyway. …
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 7b
Editor’s Note: Welcome to the second installment of the glorious NOGALES WEEK!!! (crickets chirping) … Yeah well, anyway… Fair warning, if you haven’t begun…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 7a
Editors’ Note: Welcome to Nogales Week!! This week’s installment is so big, yummy, and delicious (phrasing) that it will be spread out over the…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 6
Editor’s Note: I HIGHLY recommend that you take some sort of…substance… before reading this. It gets…weird. Other Editor’s Note: Way ahead of you. And…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 5
[Interior of Dave, crossing into Baja California Sur, 7:08 AM] tWBS: So, how’s it going, Mr. … wait, I had something for this! balls:…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 4
Editor’s Note: Due to a drunken snafu committed by a person that shall remain nameless, you night owls got to see Episode 3 ahead…
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In Search of a Goddess – Episode 3
[6:43pm, dusk, Exterior of balls’ kick ass beach house, Deck/Patio area] At the bottom of the stairs leading from balls’ house down to the…