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CFL Beat: Week 1

We’ve finally arrived at Week 1 of the regular season! Buckle up with a few Molsons and a bag of all-dressed chips and make…

We’re now just a week away from the kickoff to the 2022 CFL season! Last week, I previewed the four teams from the CFL’s…

Another year, another set of team previews! As per usual, this week features the four East Division teams, while next week features the five…

Hello all – after almost six months away, the CFL Beat makes its glorious return this week! I’m looking forward to another year of…

Good morning. Headaches again, huh? Let me just go get the Black and Decker. All my other instruments are still in the autoclave. Oh,…

Good morning. Thanks for stopping by. I’m just rushing out to play golf, but I have a few seconds to take a look at…

Good morning. I have the medical reports requested for your NFL Draft preparation; my only caveat is that you don’t ask how I managed…

Good morning. I just read your charts from before; I understand the voices in your head this week are telling you that you’re in…

Good morning! I… Oh. I see. Yeah, I can get you some Plan B, but you really need to be more discreet about this…

Tylenol? Here, take the whole bottle. I know it’s probably not strictly ethical for me to give you this many all at once, but…