the maestro – Page 16 – [DOOR FLIES OPEN]

David Chao’s Hollywood Upstairs Medical College Info Pamphlet 8: Hooked On Phonics? Fork Your Tongue!

Good morning. You sure have had a lot of visits with me this past while. Is the NFL covering your co-pay or something? At…

Good morning. I’ve heard claims of lots of happy Rams fans out there this week, but curiously, I haven’t seen any yet thus far.…

Good morning. We’re four days from the Super Bowl! We’re also five days away from my favorite day on the calendar: the day the…

Good morning. You’re back again? Talk about bad luck. What is it this time? A burning sensation, you say? Front side, or back? Oh,…

It’s finally official. In light of the leaks, nobody’s really that surprised this time around. Tom Brady is now officially retired from the National…

Good morning, patient. Please forgive me if I’m a bit unfocused today… I’m rather hungover. Yes, I know the Divisional Round was four days…

Good morning! Thank you for stopping by for your weekly checkup with me. I trust you’ve paid up front already? Good. I’ve got a…

Hi, everybody! I’m Dr. David J. Chao. You may know me from Twitter as ProFootballDoc, where I give insight on potential player injuries as…

Another season, another end-of-year wrapup. As cliché as it is to write this, the CFL genuinely did leave their best for last, with a…

[INT. – Natick Mall Christmas display. Despite the ongoing COVID pandemic, we see lines of happy shoppers, as well as a gaggle of small…