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The Maestro Goes To A Meeting (Your Tuesday Night Open Thread)

[EXT. A cold, barren Canadian wasteland.] [A man in a giant parka dismounts from the back of a polar bear. The bear is haggard,…

Good morning. Have a seat. Oh, I see. Well, maybe grab that throw pillow in the corner there and give it a try. Ah,…

Good morning, patient. That’s quite the nasty bite you’ve got on your finger. Looks like a canine tooth… Oh, I see. Yes, that’s fine,…

Good morning. You sure have had a lot of visits with me this past while. Is the NFL covering your co-pay or something? At…

Good morning. I’ve heard claims of lots of happy Rams fans out there this week, but curiously, I haven’t seen any yet thus far.…

Good morning. We’re four days from the Super Bowl! We’re also five days away from my favorite day on the calendar: the day the…

Good morning. You’re back again? Talk about bad luck. What is it this time? A burning sensation, you say? Front side, or back? Oh,…

It’s finally official. In light of the leaks, nobody’s really that surprised this time around. Tom Brady is now officially retired from the National…

Good morning, patient. Please forgive me if I’m a bit unfocused today… I’m rather hungover. Yes, I know the Divisional Round was four days…

Good morning! Thank you for stopping by for your weekly checkup with me. I trust you’ve paid up front already? Good. I’ve got a…