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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 8: The Wicked Bible
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 7: The Beard Tax
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 6: Legal Oddities
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 5: The Battle of Fishguard
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 4: On Whale Sovereignty
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 3: Henry I and the Eel Dinner
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 2: George II and Dying On the John
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 1: The Hartlepool Monkey Hangers
Welcome to The Maestro’s newest series! Over the next few months, we’re going to be following in the footsteps of famed Dutch sociologist G.J.…
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Waiting For Football: Your 2020 New England Patriots Season Preview
A football stadium. A goalpost. Evening. (SULLY, sitting on a sideline, is trying to take off his shoe. He pulls at it with both…
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CFL Beat – Quarantine Edition: End of the Line – Your 2020 Wrap-Up
Hi, folks. With the unfortunate news from Monday that the CFL is cancelling the 2020 season, this will be the final Beat until resumption…
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