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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 3: Henry I and the Eel Dinner
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 2: George II and Dying On the John
Despite controlling one-third of the world’s landmass and one-quarter of its population at its peak in the late 19th century, one really has to…
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The English: Are They Human? Case Study 1: The Hartlepool Monkey Hangers
Welcome to The Maestro’s newest series! Over the next few months, we’re going to be following in the footsteps of famed Dutch sociologist G.J.…
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Waiting For Football: Your 2020 New England Patriots Season Preview
A football stadium. A goalpost. Evening. (SULLY, sitting on a sideline, is trying to take off his shoe. He pulls at it with both…
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CFL Beat – Quarantine Edition: End of the Line – Your 2020 Wrap-Up
Hi, folks. With the unfortunate news from Monday that the CFL is cancelling the 2020 season, this will be the final Beat until resumption…
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CFL Beat – Quarantine Edition: The 65th Grey Cup
Hi again, folks. The CFL Beat is back this week with a look at another memorable weather-related fiasco, featuring the frozen turf of a…
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CFL Beat – Quarantine Edition: The 38th Grey Cup
Hi again, folks. The CFL Beat is back this week with a look at the first Grey Cup game captured on video, and one…
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CFL Beat – Quarantine Edition: The 69th Grey Cup
Hi again, folks. The CFL Beat is back this week with a look at the CFL’s 1981 championship game – the first time in…
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CFL Beat – Quarantine Edition: The 50th Grey Cup
Hi again, folks. The CFL Beat is back this week with a look at the CFL’s 1962 championship game – the first Grey Cup…
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CFL Beat – Quarantine Edition: The 84th Grey Cup
Hi again, folks. The CFL Beat is back this week with a look at the CFL’s 1996 championship game – the Grey Cup game…
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