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CFL Beat: East Division Preview

Another year, another set of team previews! As per usual, this week features the four East Division teams, while next week features the five…

Hello all – after almost six months away, the CFL Beat makes its glorious return this week! I’m looking forward to another year of…

Well, folks, it’s the end of the line for me here. I’ve enjoyed my time gallivanting across the world, doing my best to discover…

So I seriously had my hands full this week. Turns out that even with oversized tires, it’s hard to drive a VW bus on…

I’ve got some bad juju, folks. I just know it. I’m always on edge before the draft. I dunno what it is about the…

So I had some bad luck this week – Mystery Machine broke down. Because it’s a legacy Volkswagen model, and because all the goddamn…

I don’t know, men. I just don’t know. Sometimes your head goes to places where things just stop making sense after a while. You…

With free agency kicking off this week, seems like a lot of teams are hungry for winners – I’ve sent my staff criss-crossing the…

Spring is just around the corner! Seems like a fine time to dust off some of the camping gear and get prepped for when…

After many hours of number-crunching, with the finest analytical minds the world has to offer working tirelessly for weeks on end to interpret the…