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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Hinterkaifeck Murders
So I had some bad luck this week – Mystery Machine broke down. Because it’s a legacy Volkswagen model, and because all the goddamn…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Flannan Isles Lighthouse
I don’t know, men. I just don’t know. Sometimes your head goes to places where things just stop making sense after a while. You…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Kentucky Meat Shower
With free agency kicking off this week, seems like a lot of teams are hungry for winners – I’ve sent my staff criss-crossing the…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Hoia Baciu Forest
Spring is just around the corner! Seems like a fine time to dust off some of the camping gear and get prepped for when…
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Have Your Say: Results From Our 3rd Annual Commentist Survey
After many hours of number-crunching, with the finest analytical minds the world has to offer working tirelessly for weeks on end to interpret the…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Mary Celeste
I need to start looking for new team-building activities this off-season; as coach of the Seahawks, we’ve done a lot of paintball, capture the…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Reincarnation of Omm Sety
Oh, men. MEN. I took a trip with Coach Ryan this past week; he seemed intent on going somewhere where he could walk barefoot…
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Take this year’s Commentist Survey, folks.
If you haven’t already yet done so… we need #content from the #content mines!! Thanks for your input. Loading…
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Have Your Say: The 3rd Annual [DFO] Commentist Survey
It’s about that time of year, folks… Once again, we’d like to get some input from you on what to do with this here…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Somerton Man
Olympics, Olympics, Olympics. Looks like it’s cold as shit in Korea right now. After months of cloud and fog and dampness in the Pacific…
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