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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Mary Celeste
I need to start looking for new team-building activities this off-season; as coach of the Seahawks, we’ve done a lot of paintball, capture the…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Reincarnation of Omm Sety
Oh, men. MEN. I took a trip with Coach Ryan this past week; he seemed intent on going somewhere where he could walk barefoot…
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Take this year’s Commentist Survey, folks.
If you haven’t already yet done so… we need #content from the #content mines!! Thanks for your input. Loading…
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Have Your Say: The 3rd Annual [DFO] Commentist Survey
It’s about that time of year, folks… Once again, we’d like to get some input from you on what to do with this here…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Somerton Man
Olympics, Olympics, Olympics. Looks like it’s cold as shit in Korea right now. After months of cloud and fog and dampness in the Pacific…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Stone Balls of Costa Rica
Hi folks – I know a lot of you plan on watching the Super Bowl this weekend (well, perhaps maybe not a number of…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Chinese Village of Dwarfs
This is Coach Carroll, checking in. Oh man, have I got a weird one for you this week. So, to give this some context…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Hessdalen Lights
Hi all – Coach Carroll, reporting in. Gotta say, I was pretty cheesed, just like many of you were, about the President’s comments on…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Big Grey Man of Ben MacDhui
Hello all – Coach Carroll here once again, reporting in with my weekly log. I was extremely excited to hear that the league listened…
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Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries: The Shag Harbour UFO Incident
Good morning, everyone – Coach Carroll here checking in. I’ve just returned from a fact-finding mission from our northern neighbours, and I dunno if…
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