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World Cup Previews: England

I’m fully prepared for disappointment once again as a fan of England football; however, at least this year’s edition of failure might well come…

We’re now just a week away from the kickoff to the 2018 CFL season! Last week, I previewed the four teams from the CFL’s…

Another year, another set of team previews! As per usual, this week features the four East Division teams, while next week features the five…

Hello all – after almost six months away, the CFL Beat makes its glorious return this week! I’m looking forward to another year of…

Well, folks, it’s the end of the line for me here. I’ve enjoyed my time gallivanting across the world, doing my best to discover…

So I seriously had my hands full this week. Turns out that even with oversized tires, it’s hard to drive a VW bus on…

I’ve got some bad juju, folks. I just know it. I’m always on edge before the draft. I dunno what it is about the…

So I had some bad luck this week – Mystery Machine broke down. Because it’s a legacy Volkswagen model, and because all the goddamn…

I don’t know, men. I just don’t know. Sometimes your head goes to places where things just stop making sense after a while. You…

With free agency kicking off this week, seems like a lot of teams are hungry for winners – I’ve sent my staff criss-crossing the…