[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest's "Breakin' The Law".] What the FUCK is UP, you fucking PUSSIES? I'm BOSS FUCKIN' TODD HALEY, head coach and GM of the USFL's MEMPHIS SHOWBOATS WOOOOOOOO!!! You dumbshits probably know me from my NFL experiences in KC
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CFL Beat: Your 2022 Season Wrap-Up
It’s Chucky’s Team Now: Your 2022 England World Cup Preview
What an absolutely abysmal eight decades eighteen months it's been for England. First, you're already the laughingstock of the planet, still dealing with the aftershocks of a crumbled empire that have been inevitable for the past century. Second, your perennially underachieving football team appears to finally play up to form for the