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Temptation Island Talk – Episode 2
Welcome back! I’m renaming these recurring posts Temptation Island Talk because I’m mentally 12 years old and it’s me talking about each week’s episode,…
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Your 2019 AVN Awards Preview – The Movies
As you undoubtedly know, it’s Award Season in Hollywood: The Golden Globes, the Oscars, and, of course, the AVN Awards. Make it Snow will…
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Your 2019 AVN Awards Preview – Technical Categories
As you undoubtedly know, it’s Award Season in Hollywood: The Golden Globes, the Oscars, and, of course, the AVN Awards. Make it Snow will…
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Sometimes we CAN have nice things: The Return of Temptation Island!
Oh, kids! I was in a down mood after Sunday’s games and I was looking for something to cheer me up. Bob’s Burgers was…
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Your 2019 AVN Awards Preview – Acting Categories
As you undoubtedly know, it’s Award Season in Hollywood: The Golden Globes, the Oscars, and, of course, the AVN Awards. Make it Snow will…
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Your No More Saturday NFL Sexy Soccer Saturday Open Thread
It feels weird not having a football game to watch today. On the bright side, we have in America the start of a three-day…
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Love Actually – The Balls Review
Author’s Note: A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, I made a public DFO bet, which I promptly lost. My self-inflicted…
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Why no one in LA gives a **** about the Chargers
As i’m writing this, the Fox crew is still showing highlights of the Patriots’ convincing win over the Chargers in the Divisional Round. No…
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25 Questions – Bud Light Queen
While we may dislike the company itself and/or the product they sell (my Mexican friends famously call it “pipi beer”), you can’t deny that…
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AFL Beat 2019 Off-season Report #1
This week, All of this and more on Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! AFLX AFLX is BACK! Sort of. Last year, the…