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Your “Congratulations On Knocking Up Mom Day” Sunday Evening Open Thread
Greetings and Salutations, my imaginary friends. For those of you whose seed was mighty enough to further the overpopulation of the planet, congrats. For…
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TGISF…aka “¡Oh Dios mío! Sólo el Béisbol y el Golf?” Sexy Friday Open Thread
So what should our theme be this week? Wednesday was Flag Day, so I considered doing the USA/Red,White,Blue/Stars n Stripes type thingy. But that…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #3 – “Snow Day”
Tonight’s Episode: Snow Day It was early June and summer was in the air. Everywhere else but here. Moose – The End Is Well…
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TGISF…aka “Better A Nerd Than One Of The Herd” Sexy Friday Open Thread
In spite of how it might sometimes appear around here, you know at around 7pm Eastern each Friday….. It’s actually a fact that I…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #2 – “Baker’s Dozen”
Tonight’s episode: BAKER’S DOZEN It was a fresh crisp evening in the Pacific Northwest. The hipsters were riding their bikes to the food truck…
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Your “Generic” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I hope BeerGuyRob’s ass is OK. And this is a selfish proclamation. Let me explain. Due to Rob’s ass problems, this is my third…
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TGISF…aka “Wow I Almost Messed That One Up” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Some weeks ago, when the Stanley Cup Playoffs were only just getting going, there were multiple requests that I do a Hockey Girls themed…
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Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #1 – “Love in a Locker”
Tonight’s Episode: Love in a Locker It was a late spring / early summer day in woody Connecticut. Schools were letting out and…
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Your “Tiger Not Drunk After All, But Hopefully I Will Be Soon” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Yep, no alcohol in his system. He was just taking a “nap” in his car. Yeah OK… you know he’s getting the good pain…
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TGISF…aka “The Bubbles, They Tickle My…Tchaikovsky” Sexy Friday Open Thread
Sir Roger Moore died this week at the age of 89. IMHO, he was the coolest of the Bonds. (sorry Barry, now leave me…