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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Animal Bombs
People talk about coaches’ ability to control the locker room, and how it’s an important one. Some people say I never did that so…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Greek Fire
I was scrolling through the TV channels the other day, waiting for the phone to ring about my next head coaching gig, and I…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Great Panjandrum
Say what you will these days about unpredictability, but it’s hard to keep opponents on their toes more and more. It takes real innovation…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Sticky Grenade
When it comes to offensive playcalling, I don’t like risk! That’s why when it’s windy outside, it’s always better to elect to kick. In…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The GyroJet
I’ve been trying to figure out how to balance history and future when it comes to revamping my offensive playbook; after a ton of…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Sizaire-Berwick Wind Wagon
You notice how the Super Bowl is basically never held in cold weather these days? Either they put it in a dome, or else…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Cochran Revolver
Morning, all. Been sitting here thinking about risk and reward a lot; the pundits are all saying that we need to figure out how…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Hiller Flying Platform
Morning, everyone! Apparently I’ve been fired by the Ravens. It came as a bit of a shock to me, not gonna lie; I was…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Tančík
Everyone’s talking about the quarterback revolution these days; it’s certainly a different landscape than what I was used to with Charlie Batch and Joey…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Davy Crockett
Hi everyone! I’m Marty Mornhinweg, offensive coordinator for the Baltimore Ravens. A lot of you probably know me best for my time with the…