A Psalm of Tim

The Lord is my QB Coach, I shall not play pro ball. He maketh me hurl the ball into the green pastures at the feet of my wide open receivers; He leadeth my more fleet receivers to the deep still waters beyond 20 yards, waters my underthrown, side-arm passes cannot reach. He

Kommenter Beer Barrel: Calling All Hops

I remember very clearly, seven years or so ago, a time when the cutting edge of IPA brewing methods seemed to involve cramming as many hop cones as you could into a boiler of wort. Later, breweries would become bored with merely filling the boilers to overflowing with hops, and started cramming the hop

Inaugural JV NFL Saturday Open Thread

Sadly there is no EPL thread this morning because everyone is on international break.  Yes, this is a real thing and yes, it is as pointless and annoying as it sounds. The Thursday night openers were pretty much epic shitshows (I am writing this prior to whatever joys Friday night has

DFO Late Night / International Open Thread

While some of us are seeing the sights of other exciting countries and running into French Jay Cutler, the rest of us here in the US should hopefully be well into what will eventually become a three-day Labor Day hangover.  Which also hopefully means   So let's stay up tonight, get happy,

Bucs Preview with #CaptainWarrenSapp

[Dfo-claimer: This preview should be read at high volumes. Preferably in a residential area. Welcome aboard.] Captain's Cabin Door Flies Open Warren Sapp: YAARRR Mateys! Welcome to Captain Warren Sapp's 2015 Tampa Bay Bucs preview! I'm ye scurvy dawgs Captain, Warren Sapp. Joining me in this parlay as always is my faithful

There’s Something Rotten in Ashburn

Sometimes I wonder if selling your soul is worth it

Interior: [*Redacted] s Park. A dark shadowy figure lurks behind a desk, but not an ordinary desk. A dark, foreboding, and imposing desk that has been modified to be only 5/8 as large as a normal desk but with 175% of the arrogance.  A small but shadowy figure is perched behind

COLLEGE FOOTBALL KICKOFF OPEN THREAD

Time for meaningful organized football again, at least at the college level. These match-ups are probably the most worthwhile tonight: 1. North Carolina - South Carolina: COCKS!!!!!! Once again the FBS commences with Steve Spurrier growing increasingly frustrated on the sidelines. 2. Michigan - Utah: Crazy Harbs returns to the college scene with

BOLTMAN’S 2015 CHARGERS GUARANTEE

(Pictured above: a child's conception of Boltman) [Ed. Note--for best results, open the links in a new tab as you read and close them after about 10 - 20 seconds; this will provide the full experience of having songs emanate from various foam parts of Boltman's costume] FINALLY, BOLTMAN can see the END