The Lord is my QB Coach, I shall not play pro ball. He maketh me hurl the ball into the green pastures at the feet of my wide open receivers; He leadeth my more fleet receivers to the deep still waters beyond 20 yards, waters my underthrown, side-arm passes cannot reach. He
Month: September 2015
Kommenter Beer Barrel: Calling All Hops
I remember very clearly, seven years or so ago, a time when the cutting edge of IPA brewing methods seemed to involve cramming as many hop cones as you could into a boiler of wort. Later, breweries would become bored with merely filling the boilers to overflowing with hops, and started cramming the hop
Inaugural JV NFL Saturday Open Thread
Sadly there is no EPL thread this morning because everyone is on international break. Yes, this is a real thing and yes, it is as pointless and annoying as it sounds. The Thursday night openers were pretty much epic shitshows (I am writing this prior to whatever joys Friday night has
DFO Late Night / International Open Thread
While some of us are seeing the sights of other exciting countries and running into French Jay Cutler, the rest of us here in the US should hopefully be well into what will eventually become a three-day Labor Day hangover. Which also hopefully means So let's stay up tonight, get happy,
Bucs Preview with #CaptainWarrenSapp
[Dfo-claimer: This preview should be read at high volumes. Preferably in a residential area. Welcome aboard.] Captain's Cabin Door Flies Open Warren Sapp: YAARRR Mateys! Welcome to Captain Warren Sapp's 2015 Tampa Bay Bucs preview! I'm ye scurvy dawgs Captain, Warren Sapp. Joining me in this parlay as always is my faithful
DFO Request Line: Do Your Worst
Hard Ride to Nowhere (Chapter 2)
Scene: The DFO clubhouse, where anxious prospect PK, notepad in hand, is asking DFO member Covalent Blonde what this patch means: Covalent Blonde slaps the notepad out of PK's hand. Covalent Blonde: Get a God Damn Snack! PK scurries off to the kitchen, where he can be heard rooting through the refrigerator. [DOOR
Updated Preview Parade: New England Patriots
God is dead. He was killed by the Easter Bunny and Lady Liberty, who in turn completed the metaphysical murder-suicide by drinking Drano laced with Donald Trump's unicorn-tear hair tonic. Be clear: I come not to bury Roger Goodell, nor to praise him. Nor even to piss in his morning civet-crapped Uber
Your Last Damn Pre-season Game Open Thread
There’s Something Rotten in Ashburn
COLLEGE FOOTBALL KICKOFF OPEN THREAD
Time for meaningful organized football again, at least at the college level. These match-ups are probably the most worthwhile tonight: 1. North Carolina - South Carolina: COCKS!!!!!! Once again the FBS commences with Steve Spurrier growing increasingly frustrated on the sidelines. 2. Michigan - Utah: Crazy Harbs returns to the college scene with
BOLTMAN’S 2015 CHARGERS GUARANTEE
(Pictured above: a child's conception of Boltman) [Ed. Note--for best results, open the links in a new tab as you read and close them after about 10 - 20 seconds; this will provide the full experience of having songs emanate from various foam parts of Boltman's costume] FINALLY, BOLTMAN can see the END