February is not over yet and the main story after the Super Bowl has been on Peyton Manning’s alleged testicles. Every offseason is the worst, but this one started on an honest-to-goodness deep funk. Broncos fans may differ; I hope all their keys fall down a sewer. Destiny toyed with the Steelers,
Month: February 2016
VICELAND, Bitches!!!!
Holy shit, what da fuq is this now? H2, the History Channel's red-headed stepchild on which UFOs, Aliens, Conspiracy Theories, and maneating snakes (FAKE maneating snakes, that is) have come to abound, will diez a merciful death in merely 10 days. Now, I'm not at all saying that the sorts of programming
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 22)
The scene: The In-N-Out convenience store near the DFO clubhouse. Horatio Cornblower is there, sitting on Moosemas Gorilla's shoulder as the ape stocks up on bananas. Horatio Cornblower: Okay, you have all the bananas. Can we get the beer now? Moosemas Gorilla: Ook! Ook-ook. Horatio Cornblower: Right! Can't forget
Your “Jared Allen Has Much More Time To Kill Animals Now” Thursday Night Open Thread
CrimeBeat!: Who Took My Slippers!
It's our second edition of CrimeBeat!, the Local Ace Award Winning series. It's been a relatively quiet week in terms of bad behavior by current NFL players, which is somewhat shocking given that St. Valentine's Day is often a particularly troublesome night on the domestic front. Former NFL players are getting
The Difference Between Censorship And Disagreement
I don't know how many of you are diehard atheists who go to events like Skepticon and read websites like http://www.freethoughtblogs.com, but I'm guessing none of you. That's fine. This isn't about atheism, it's about censorship. Regardless of whether or not you care about atheism you may well have heard of
Straight White Male Super Bowl 2016: The Oscar Nominees for Costume Design and Makeup & Hair
The Oscars are almost upon us, with all their unpredictability. You don't need an oracle to tell you what will happen. You don't even need a film critic. You need someone who sees into the very souls of the Academy voters. You need a Straight White Man. Hey, guys. I'm make
Mock YEAH!
Dario Was Robbed! – Your Wednesday Night Open Thread
The Usual Suspensions (Part 2)
Commentist Beer Barrel: I’ve Had A Few Budweisers
That's the season, then. Just about a week ago, with either relief or chagrin, we all watched one of the NFL's most accomplished quarterbacks ride off into the sunset with a world championship and the short and sweet declaration, "I'm going to Disneyworld!" Wait. Peyton. Wait. You pronounced "Disneyworld" wrong. Like, really, really wrong. Peyton.
