In Search of a Goddess – Prologue

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 20, 2017February 20, 2017

[2:33 am, Interior, Bedroom] The telephone rings, interrupting tWBS's masturb.....errrrrr, waking him up. tWBS: Hello? Man on Phone: It's time. tWBS: Time for what? Dude I was just in the middle of masturb.....errrrrr, sleeping. Man on Phone: Just pack a bag and get out here. It's time. tWBS: Time for wh.... CLICK tWBS: Dammit - Three Days later, tWBS sits

[DFOnline] ZOMG MOAR POKEYMANZ…

Senor Weaselo - February 19, 2017February 19, 2017

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…but do we still care? So apart from me being facetious, the long-awaited Gen II Pokemon are finally out, which took them long enough. After egg hatches they had patched in earlier and not counting for the legendaries you can't get yet and it comes out to… 87 new ones? (Okay, 85,

Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – First week of Preseason!

DFOing Good

ballsofsteelandfury - February 19, 2017February 19, 2017

Ladies LADIES and Men MEN! Have we got a #content-filled AFL Beat for you this week! There was Round 3 of AFL Women's, the first few games of AFL preseason, and another way for you to pick your team to support. Let's get right to it, shall we? Welcome to Balls

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Shrimp & Grits. Land O Goshen!

laserguru - February 19, 2017

Howdy neighbors! How do? Why'nt you sit down right chere and listen up. I'm fixin' ta make some viddles that will knock you cattywampus. It'll plumb knock yer britches off! It'll shore nuff do you citified folks proper, I aim to tell ya. Jesus Christ. You think like that long enough and the

Your Night Fever Dreams Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - February 18, 2017February 18, 2017

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Welcome to Saturday night, my friends. I'm hoping you had a good day. The rain returned in time for lunch here in Vancouver, but the fact that the snow is gone means it was still a pretty good day. I'm doing more deliveries tonight, and hoping for another uneventful evening where I

Kyrie Irving Proves Why Kolledge Isn’t Fo’ Evahbody

Updates

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 18, 2017

Sometimes, one and done is better....Irving recently reiterated his belief that the Earth is flat. (NOT a joke)

Commentist Beer Barrel: Extra Special

Commentist Beer Barrel

makeitsnowondem - February 18, 2017

I can remember where and when I first had pretty much all of my favorite beers, but when it comes to one of my very earliest favorites, Fuller's ESB, I always draw a blank. I can't remember where, or when, or even whether I had it from a bottle or keg

Part Two, Deux, Dos, Zwei, Dois of the totally biased Champions League preview

litre_cola - February 18, 2017February 18, 2017

Well that was sure something last week. The Catalans got thumped in Paris like the Kardashian broad and there is no coming back from that. Benfica held at home which will make for an interesting 2nd leg in Deutschland. The Gunners got smoked at the Allianz Arena and I can’t

LITTLE GUYS WIN!

Updates

Don T - February 18, 2017February 18, 2017

Lincoln City FC, a FIF division team, goes to Premier League Burnley and wins their FA Cup game 1-0. The Fox Deportes guys were, rightfully, all over the refs for totally obvious calls for Burnley. They had a legit red and PK for a hand waved off, and the Red Imps

TGISF…aka Your “Post-Valentine’s Day Sexy” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 17, 2017February 17, 2017

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So, Valentine's Day has come and gone. And you, gentle kommentists, thought you were in the clear. You did the dinner or the flowers or the candy or the whatever it is your girl loves. Or maybe you did all those things, you lover boy you. And your girl was looking

CrimeBeat!: Breaking News Edition

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - February 17, 2017

WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED "HARD RIDE TO NOWHERE" TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I have the solemn duty to inform you that at 4:42 p.m., DFO Substandard Time on February 16, an unscheduled Jets Schadenfreude Day was launched from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Reports are still

Request Line: Outright Thievery

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 17, 2017February 16, 2017

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee. CONNOR, THE INTERN: …but seriously, if there's anything here you actually care about, get it out of sight. PRODUCER: [picks up a gold-plated miniature Peabody Award replica and opens a desk drawer] CONNOR: …mmm, probably better if you