[2:33 am, Interior, Bedroom] The telephone rings, interrupting tWBS's masturb.....errrrrr, waking him up. tWBS: Hello? Man on Phone: It's time. tWBS: Time for what? Dude I was just in the middle of masturb.....errrrrr, sleeping. Man on Phone: Just pack a bag and get out here. It's time. tWBS: Time for wh.... CLICK tWBS: Dammit - Three Days later, tWBS sits
Month: February 2017
[DFOnline] ZOMG MOAR POKEYMANZ…
…but do we still care? So apart from me being facetious, the long-awaited Gen II Pokemon are finally out, which took them long enough. After egg hatches they had patched in earlier and not counting for the legendaries you can't get yet and it comes out to… 87 new ones? (Okay, 85,
Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – First week of Preseason!
Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Shrimp & Grits. Land O Goshen!
Your Night Fever Dreams Saturday Evening Open Thread
Kyrie Irving Proves Why Kolledge Isn’t Fo’ Evahbody
Sometimes, one and done is better....Irving recently reiterated his belief that the Earth is flat. (NOT a joke)
Commentist Beer Barrel: Extra Special
Part Two, Deux, Dos, Zwei, Dois of the totally biased Champions League preview
LITTLE GUYS WIN!
Lincoln City FC, a FIF division team, goes to Premier League Burnley and wins their FA Cup game 1-0. The Fox Deportes guys were, rightfully, all over the refs for totally obvious calls for Burnley. They had a legit red and PK for a hand waved off, and the Red Imps
TGISF…aka Your “Post-Valentine’s Day Sexy” Sexy Friday Open Thread
CrimeBeat!: Breaking News Edition
WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED "HARD RIDE TO NOWHERE" TO BRING YOU THIS SPECIAL REPORT: Ladies and gentlemen, good evening. I have the solemn duty to inform you that at 4:42 p.m., DFO Substandard Time on February 16, an unscheduled Jets Schadenfreude Day was launched from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Reports are still
Request Line: Outright Thievery
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee. CONNOR, THE INTERN: …but seriously, if there's anything here you actually care about, get it out of sight. PRODUCER: [picks up a gold-plated miniature Peabody Award replica and opens a desk drawer] CONNOR: …mmm, probably better if you