HRTN Horror Double-Feature!

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 6, 2017October 4, 2017

How you managed to get a date with Debbi Jo Sopinsky is still a minor miracle, but you did! And now here you are, sitting at the Vista Vue drive-in, waiting for the double-feature to start. It's going to go a lot better than your last date. I mean, it

I’m Shocked….Shocked I Tell You!!!!

Updates

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 6, 2017October 6, 2017

Full Disclosure...I'm not really shocked. Not even in the slightest. U*NC has run this investigation, more or less. Why should we now be surprised they have control over its timing? They had that before they even had control over the "investigation". Why NCAA report on UNC academic case will not be released

Your New England/Tampa Bay Thursday Night Special Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 5, 2017

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The 2-2 New England squadron suffered its second home loss of the season last week when Cam decided that a.) his shoulder wasn't that bad after all and b.) perhaps he should pad his stat sheet a bit. Tampa squirted out a last-second victory over the hapless Giants on their

Hope Clicks Eternal – the Tennessee Titans

Beerguyrob - October 5, 2017October 5, 2017

I was skeptical of which team to focus on this week. There are many fine choices at 2-2, even a couple one doesn't expect to find at this stage. But I wanted to find where hope was among the masses. Which 2-2 team's fan base has a positive outlook on their

Commentist Beer Barrel: Something A Little Different

make it snow - October 5, 2017October 5, 2017

I don't remember exactly when I first became aware of what barrel-aged beer, like, was. I definitely learned the names of some barrel-aged beers not long after getting into beer; I knew that Kentucky Breakfast Stout was supposed to be good, despite not knowing why it was good, or how it

Rams Stadium Update Pt 2: Inglewood. Still Up to No Good.

laserguru - October 5, 2017

It has been awhile since I brought you the first LA Rams Stadium update and I figured it was about time we head on back to Inglewood to see how the development was going. So I took it upon myself as both your intrepid reporter as well as the DFO

CFL Beat: Week 16

The Maestro - October 5, 2017October 5, 2017

Thanksgiving Weekend is almost here! Yes, the real Thanksgiving. I talked about this a couple years ago as to why Canadian Thanksgiving is superior to American Thanksgiving - you can check it out here - but in a nutshell, it's superior due to A) typical warmer weather than what happens

Your “Time To Put Butts In Seats” NHL Opening Day Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 4, 2017October 4, 2017

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NFL News: Ben Roethlisberger says it's his role as a leader to speak to teammates when they need to be spoken to. He obviously thinks this is his doing: High emotions between the [Redacteds] and Chiefs on Monday night: Marcus Peters swore at some home fans after giving up a

“There’s A Team In Vegas?!” – A Half-assed Smart-ass NHL Preview

Beerguyrob - October 4, 2017October 4, 2017

The NHL enters another season starting today. The season starts with 31 teams, with the newly ensconced Las Vegas Golden Knights taking the ice in the Pacific division. It should be a heady time for a league coming off of an exciting Stanley Cup run and the first repeat winners

Your Short & Simple Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 3, 2017October 3, 2017

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NFL News: The Ezekiel Elliott appeal had its hearing before a federal panel on Monday. A three-judge panel with the U.S. 5th Circuit Court of Appeals in New Orleans is reviewing the NFL's request for an emergency stay of an injunction issued by a lower court in the Elliott case.

Fantasy Gods, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me? Week 4 2017

Brocky - October 3, 2017October 3, 2017

As many of you know, I like to complain. The weather, sports, politics, nothing ever seems to be good enough for Brocky. Naturally this extends to fantasy football, the thing that is supposed to distract me from those things. Such misfortune can’t possibly be the result of my own ineptitude,

2017 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 3, 2017October 3, 2017

First, lotta discrepancies in power rankings between the major sites. The top some but the bottom is seriously an eight-team frenzy. Say what you will about parity and any given Sunday -- a quarter of the NFL is effectively noncompetitive. Thank goodness the Rams made some sweeping changes and the