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Month: July 2018
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Request Line: Crippling Alcoholism
EXT. ARIZONA STATE HIGHWAY 87 – DAY A car appears to be stalled in the breakdown lane of the northbound lane. A pair of state…
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Your “Yay! Holidays!!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Hall of Fame has decided how they will dick around TO. He will not be mentioned during the ceremony, and will…
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Terrell Who?
I’m not taking sides here. Really. And I get the reasoning regarding the ceremony in Canton itself. But this is a bad look for…
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Senor’s BattleBots Beat: Mama Said Knock You Out
Welcome back to the Beat! Yeah, no title smart-assery in the lede today for reasons you’ll find out below. Last time out DUCK! showed…
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CFL Beat: Week 5
Well, I’m back from vacation… and off on another vacation tomorrow. Isn’t summer strenuous for teachers? I barely have time to catch my breath…
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Your “Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come For You?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Everything today seems to fall into the “hoo-boy” department. The burglary at LeSean McCoy’s ex’s has taken a dark turn: She’s in…
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The Dak Prescott Summer of Maturity: Chapter 2
EXT. A ROADSIDE IN RURAL NEW JERSEY – DAY CAM NEWTON, ELI MANNING, DOUG MARTIN, and ANTONIO BROWN stand glumly in front of the…
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Raging Lesser Semi #2 Open Thread (Croatia v. England)
Yes, I am re-using pictures that I deem good luck for certain “most favoured nation” sides. Wanna fight about it? Croatia (+250) v. England…
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Your “All Your Money Won’t Another Minute Buy” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: ARE YOU READY FOR A….grievance hearing? The NFLPA has filed an official grievance against the NFL over the new anthem policy. They…
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DFO Radio: Intros and Outros
One of the downsides to the “digital revolution” that has made albums available at a snap of your fingertips (assuming you’ve trained your Google…