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Month: May 2019
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Sweet Broiled Lemon Margarita
So, I’ve ignored this spirit long enough. It’s my fault tequila doesn’t hold a place on my bar. I usually keep vodka, whisk(e)y and…
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Your “CRAP! – My Back!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Jesus Tapdancing Christ, did I feel old today. My back flared up, and I lost half the feeling below the waist. THE GOOD FEELING!…
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DFO Radio: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 1 (Kid Stuff)
Last week, Eli got introduced to his brand new teammate Daniel Jones. We’ll see what the rest of the night has in store for…
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CFL Beat: Your 2019 Season Overview
Hello all – after almost six months away, the CFL Beat makes its glorious return this week! I’m looking forward to another year of…
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Your “Oh God – Not Even Baseball!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Some mentally ill member of the Honey Badger’s family tried to extort between $1.5 – $5.0 million from him. A cousin in…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories: Relinquish
Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, May 22nd, 2019 Door handles. Door handles jiggle when they are locked. Why do door handles jiggle when…
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AFL Beat – Special Edition – Your 2019 Sir Doug Nicholls Indigenous Round Guernseys
This is my favourite “theme” Round that the AFL does to promote a cause or honor a group of people. In this case, it…
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Your “Whatever You Say, Man” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The Bucs have inked Ndamukong Suh to a one-year deal to ply his wares in pirate country. This will mark Suh’s fourth team…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag Número Doce
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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Your Victoria Day Monday Evening Open Thread
As I repeat every Victoria Day: Under Canadian law, the date is reserved in anniversary of the birth of the monarch. A national commemoration…