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Month: May 2019

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  • Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Sweet Broiled Lemon Margarita

    May 24, 2019

    So, I’ve ignored this spirit long enough. It’s my fault tequila doesn’t hold a place on my bar. I usually keep vodka, whisk(e)y and…

  • Your “CRAP! – My Back!” Thursday Evening Open Thread

    Your “CRAP! – My Back!” Thursday Evening Open Thread

    May 23, 2019

    Jesus Tapdancing Christ, did I feel old today. My back flared up, and I lost half the feeling below the waist. THE GOOD FEELING!…

  • DFO Radio: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 1 (Kid Stuff)

    DFO Radio: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 1 (Kid Stuff)

    May 23, 2019

    Last week, Eli got introduced to his brand new teammate Daniel Jones.  We’ll see what the rest of the night has in store for…

  • CFL Beat: Your 2019 Season Overview

    CFL Beat: Your 2019 Season Overview

    May 23, 2019

    Hello all – after almost six months away, the CFL Beat makes its glorious return this week! I’m looking forward to another year of…

  • Your “Oh God – Not Even Baseball!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

    Your “Oh God – Not Even Baseball!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

    May 22, 2019

    NFL News: Some mentally ill member of the Honey Badger’s family tried to extort between $1.5 – $5.0 million from him. A cousin in…

  • NFL Speakeasy Stories: Relinquish

    NFL Speakeasy Stories: Relinquish

    May 22, 2019

    Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, May 22nd, 2019 Door handles. Door handles jiggle when they are locked. Why do door handles jiggle when…

  • AFL Beat – Special Edition – Your 2019 Sir Doug Nicholls Indigenous Round Guernseys

    AFL Beat – Special Edition – Your 2019 Sir Doug Nicholls Indigenous Round Guernseys

    May 22, 2019

    This is my favourite “theme” Round that the AFL does to promote a cause or honor a group of people.  In this case, it…

  • Your “Whatever You Say, Man” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

    Your “Whatever You Say, Man” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

    May 21, 2019

    NFL News: The Bucs have inked Ndamukong Suh to a one-year deal to ply his wares in pirate country. This will mark Suh’s fourth team…

  • Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag Número Doce

    Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag Número Doce

    May 21, 2019

    The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…

  • Your Victoria Day Monday Evening Open Thread

    Your Victoria Day Monday Evening Open Thread

    May 20, 2019

    As I repeat every Victoria Day: Under Canadian law, the date is reserved in anniversary of the birth of the monarch. A national commemoration…

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