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Month: May 2019
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The Game of Thrones Finale Was Fine and Everybody Needs to Take a Nap
It was fine. Now it’s over. Go take a nap.
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 9
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 9 Recaps and Highlights We are again on our normal schedule of one Australian…
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Your Mid-Long Canadian Weekend Sunday Evening Open Thread
Is everything going well for you? The long weekend is proceeding according to plan so far. I’ve been sober long enough to survive my…
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Why Have People Become So Anti-Social?
Social media has become a catchphrase. And the number of platforms available for it are almost uncountable. Unrecognizable. But is it social? No, it’s…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Show some love for the Ham Bone!
Good morning all! It’s that time again. Sunday Gravy pushes on. Over the past few weeks we’ve been seeing quite a few ham-centric menus…
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A Saturday Evening, Canadian Houliday Weekend Open Thread
It’s the annual Victoria Day weekend up here in the Great White North, almost all of which has finally thawed out from what seemed…
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Bend Over for Banks? NEVAH
Once upon a time, until 10:00 DFO / Central time today, I was a homeowner. My Ex and I had moved out to separate…
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City Chase Domestic Treble (and Other Lesser Events)
Man City aren’t going to go an unprecedented 4-for-4, thanks to some dodgy VAR decisions in their Champions League quarterfinal with Spurs. But fuck…
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Your “Junk In The Trunk” Friday Evening Open Thread
This week’s edition is especially designed for my good friend BallsofSteelandFury . Even though he didn’t ask for this by specific request, he’s getting…
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Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 1 (Kid Stuff)
EXT. NONDESCRIPT BROWNHOUSE, PARK SLOPE – DAY A young man carrying a duffel bag climbs up the front steps and hesitates for a second,…