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Month: May 2019
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Peacock Alley Martinez
Back to back weeks featuring drinks from Manhattan. We’re not making a Manhattan however. We’re mixing up something a bit different. This week’s cocktail…
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Your “Keeping Things In Perspective” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Cardinals CB Patrick Peterson has been suspended six games for a PED violation. A six-game suspension on a player’s first violation stems from…
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“How Will She Go On?” – Mom’s Life After “The Big Bang Theory”
Important Dealing-with-your-mother news: Brace yourselves: “The Big Bang Theory” ends tonight. Farewell from our memories, Kaley Cuoco Now, this doesn’t mean much…
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Boots On The Ground – The Jeopardy! Edition
There’s this guy named James Holzhauer who has recently dominated one of the most beloved shows ever to appear on America’s airwaves. (To clarify,…
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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Incendiary Camels
Got a few more kids who dropped out on me on my high school team’s roster. Stuff’s getting real tough looking ahead for next…
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Your “All Is Well” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: In a sure sign the Jets are ready to challenge for the AFC East, they have fired general manager Mike Maccagnan & named…
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DFO DOUBLE SHOT Radio: Can We Talk About It and Rage Against the Machine
For the second week in a row, you’re being treated to a playlist curated by the irrepressible Thee Wee Baby Seamus, who continued his…
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Your “Put Out To Pasture” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Everyone sounds surprised that Odell Beckham Jr. showed up for Browns OTAs. Freddie Kitchens ain’t care: “There’s no problem with Odell not…
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AFL Beat 2019 Round 8
This week, Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat! Round 8 Recaps and Highlights We are again back to a normal schedule with no…
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Your “Making Do With What I Found” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Doug Baldwin, fresh off being cut by the Seahawks, has intimated his impending retirement via social media: Because the end of one…