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Month: May 2019
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Let’s watch that beautiful clip again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChT3ewZXTfM OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH How’s that taste, Philly? Is it good? Is it horse shit in the street good?…
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A Very Special Reminder!
Good morning everyone! I trust you all had a nice weekend and those of you who are lucky enough to have your mothers with…
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Your “God’s Flashlight” Sunday Evening Open Thread
So, against my better judgement, I tied one on last night after the family left. After all, I was already part-way there, so why…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: So Much Leftover Ham!
Good morning everyone! Welcome back. We’ve got some good shit today including several menu suggestions and I guarantee you will find something appealing here. First…
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Your “Dreams & Schemes” Saturday Evening Open Thread
Congrats everyone – we made it to the weekend. Not a lot going on this weekend on the Beerguy front. Just trying to keep…
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Your Saturday Morning Lesser Footy Thread. Now with Obituaries!
Good morning, It’s Soccer Saturday and Matchday 38 of 38 in the EPL, meaning we will have a Champion today. Hippo hands Wakezilla a…
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Your “If A Woman Speaks And No One Listens Her Name Is Probably Mom” Friday Evening Open Thread
It’s Mother’s Day Weekend. You know what that means. OK, let’s just ignore that. Anywhooooo….. I was going to use the term “MILFs” in…
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Request Line: Rage Against the Machine
Thanks to my own idiocy, WordPress ate most of the post I was working on, and it’s too fun of an idea to publish…
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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Hanky Panky
Greetings fellow drinkers. This week’s drink is another pre-prohibition classic. I decided that after the last couple weeks of going a little off the…
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We need to talk about last night’s Paradise Hotel: Chlamydia Stew
I swear to you that I have better taste. I do not just exclusively watch skanky reality television. Last night, I had finished dinner…