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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Oiled Up

No fancy intro this week. Jumping right to the beverage! It’s been a busy week: Olio Martini 2 oz. Gin (I used London Dry,…

In honoUr of MISTER Irsay (since we’s not friends) passing into that Great Pill Bottle in the Sky, DFO brings you this fine, almost…

A LOVE Letter To Canada “Tu seras a jamais une partie de moi” Hey dude, why are we going to Canada? Good…

Another year, another set of team previews! As per usual, this week features the four East Division teams, while next week features the five…

Apologies for last week. I totally screwed the pooch on that one. Hopefully, this week makes up for it. Let’s get to it! ***…

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. I didn’t want to do this. I hung up my litigation spikes…

Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…

The silver linings for me this weekend are that I lost more weight, not in a good way and I watched the Leafs lose. …

On March 27th, I ate a Dave’s Double, a large fry, a small frosty, a spicy chicken sandwich, and 6 spicy nuggets from Wendy’s.…