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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Habemus Papem!!
Gutentag drones. We’ve got a draft based on current events for you today. For the first time in tries the Cardinals got one right…
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Leafs Reckoning Day – Sunday Offseason Etc Etc.
You wanted it, you got it: Game 7, Panthers @ Leafs. Veiniest logo in sports. In local news, I took a coupla days off…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Culinary History Lesson – Mushroom Stir Meat Slices
Happy Springtime Sunday morning to everyone. I am in the middle of my “personal busy season” right now. Just this weekend I had my…
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Saturday Night Off-season Open Thread 2025-16
I’m going continue the bit with the lists. Tonight, I present to you a list of things I like that start with the letter…
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Rebecc-ur’s Big Day – FA Cup Finale Open Thread
Not much happening today, other than the City of Men taking on Crystal Palace (11:30, ESPN+) for the 2024-25 FA Cup gloUry. As Fronk once…
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Sexy Friday – 20250516
TGIF! I need a second nap already thanks to that “lunch” at the winery. Also, happy Leafs Elimination Day to all that celebrate! Word…
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Request Line: Exhaustion
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are…wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week. Though, as usual,…
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Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: Never Give Up
We’ve made it. Another week in the books, and we can kick back and relax with a nice drink. This one comes courtesy of…
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What’s Up? Not Much. Your Thursday Night Open Thread
T’is planting season up here and my wifey is going full bore. And as happens every year at this time, I re-learn all the…
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GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 11: MARY PART 3
THE ROOM OF EYES BECKONS Completely dark. Time has arrived. “B” deck calls out. I acknowledge her voice of doom but I have…