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Month: May 2025
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CFL Beat: Your 2025 Season Overview
Hello all – after almost six months away, the CFL Beat makes its glorious return this week! I’m looking forward to another year of…
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Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Maypril Showers
Which is to say it’s gray and rainy out while students are taking a mock final in today’s TAing class, so I’m just in…
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25 Questions About….
This jacket: I was walking around London last night and saw a person wearing a Viagra jacket. I immediately took a picture and sent…
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Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Thread’s open, people. We got the NFL international schedule today, plus I saw a bird! Discuss.
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Subsequent GTD reflections
Hello there fellow DFO’er. Hope you’re well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by…
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Monday Evening Thread – Does anyone know if Ted’s cabin in the woods is for rent?
Evening all, glad to be back from vacation and although we had a great time (the wife was ill through most of it) and…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Yes, We Will Look At The Dessert Menu
Guten Tag, Drones. Let’s face it, most of the time when we go out to eat we do something stupid, like load up on…
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Pope Talk, Yer On The Line – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Good evening, my name is Dónal Yandel T and this [pause] is PopeTalk. I say unto you, Jesus Christ, gin is the devil distillate.…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Passover Brisket and Latkes!
Good morning and salutations everyone! I’d like to thank the entire kommentariat for their work last week welcoming in the new pope. You can…
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Lesser Playoffs and Other Footed Ball Matters
Inter Milan get the banner pic, thanks to their Meastly performance at midweek. No shame on Barca (except the club President’s bitchy attitude afterwards),…