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Chapter 5: Alive in Dove Valley
Russell Wilson awoke to the sound of Sports Center. Clean white sheets and sanitary plastic bed-rails enshrined him. He heard the sound of his…
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Chapter 4: Beneath Dove Valley
Russell Wilson awoke to the sensation of dripping water. As his hands searched for purchase on the slick stone floor, they scraped across several…
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Chapter 3: Dove Valley Elementary
The school’s front doors weren’t supposed to be unlocked, but they opened freely at Russell Wilson’s touch. The heavy metal doors clacked closed as…
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Chapter 2: Searching Dove Valley
The pale glow of the parking lot’s fluorescent light poles grew in the distance as Russell Wilson approached. Their brightness overpowered the dim trail…
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Chapter 1: Awake in Dove Valley
Russell Wilson’s golf cart tumbled helplessly, carried ever downward by the slope of the 5th green’s approach. The sand trap’s embrace was no softer…
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Change is a Controlled Substance
I got laid off on Thursday from a company I’ve worked for and been happy with for about 4 years. It’s not that long…
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I Need A Villain
There are no good villains left in the NFL. With Brady gone, who else is there that’s fun to hate AND can instill the…
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Joseph Schooling & Beating Your Heroes
We’re about 14 months away from the 2024 Olympics in Paris. For me, this means the hype train is well underway. The only thing…
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Danger Elbow: A Puppy Injury Tale
I got my first Kai Ken in early 2014. They’re a special and exceedingly rare breed of ancient Japanese hunting dog that bond very…
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TALES FROM THE METEOR! — Retirement
Editor’s Note: here at DFO, many of us are not satisfied with the Super Bowl matchup. For some of us, this is because we…