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Self-Immolation is Overrated
We’re like archeologists in the desert trying to understand what happened – one of us will uncover an IED with our tiny little brushes…
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Q&A-Hole: Spiffin’ Edition
Welcome back to Q&A-Hole, a series where I make up a question asked by a straw-man rube suckhead and then provide a magnanimous answer…
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Brain Dump Boil-Down Entry 2: The Five Rules
My dad didn’t know how to be a dad. He got married to a high-powered DC businesswoman who out-earned him significantly, and when they…
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Broncos Country Discovers Absurdist Horror – Or, How I Survived The 2022 Season
In week 5 of the 2022 regular season I was tasked with taking over the Broncos blurbs for r/NFL’s Power Rankings weekly thread. 32…
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Brain Dump Boil-Down Entry 1: These Posts Were Supposed To Be Shorter
In this Boil-Down, I illustrate the reason why none of these ideas ever make it out of the concept phase! I’ve put together a…
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The Brain Dump: Out Of My Head & Into The Toilet
Welcome to The Brain Dump, a series where my archive of brain farts are cataloged and then discarded for the amusement of no one…
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Damar Hamlin and the Risk of Injury in Sports
Last night, the NFL world watched in Prime Time as Damar Hamlin, 24 year-old Bills Safety, made a routine tackle on an opposing receiver.…
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Q & A-hole: Inaugural Edition
Welcome to the inaugural Q & A-hole, where the questions are made up and the answers don’t matter. But also questions of any type…
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Awkward Introduction Post Ready Go OK I’m Gonna Start Now
I was made in God’s image – fat, receding hairline, poor eyesight, Broncos fan. The poor eyesight has helped lessen the impact of this…