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Balls Magazine Volume 16 and Saturday Night Open Thread
As you may have noticed, I have been lax in publishing new episodes of Balls Magazine. That’s not to say that I haven’t been…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 5
“So much for moving on to Part 3”, I told the empty room. I then proceeded to empty out my vocabulary of curse words…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. American Idioms or Phrases that use the F word
Tonight’s post category again comes from my dirty dirty dirty mouth. As I mentioned last weekend, one cannot call oneself an American if one…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 4
I looked up to see Sally staring down at me. She had the same expression on her face as I had seen in the…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. American Idioms or Phrases that use the S word
Tonight’s post category comes from my dirty dirty dirty mouth. One cannot call oneself an American if one cannot use the word “shit” in…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 3
I was waiting in the lobby bar when she walked in carrying her cinq à sept bag. She looked stunning in an outfit that…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Bar Orders
Tonight’s post category again comes from my stomach. Well, probably closer to my liver. I don’t drink like I did when I was younger.…
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Balls Magazine Volume 15
As you may have heard, I’m not a big Tiger Woods fan. To paraphrase The Bard, how much do I hate thee, let me…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 2
In the hour plus I had left in the flight, I planned my strategy. She had checked her luggage, so I didn’t have to…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Items to Order at Fast Food Places
Tonight’s post category comes from my stomach. As a good American, fast food has comprised an unhealthy percentage of my diet since I was…
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