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Saturday Night Open Thread – The No More Fireworks Dammit Edition
I love the 4th of July. I specially have loved spending the 4th outside the USA. I remember vividly spending one 4th in Rome…
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Balls Magazine Volume 17
As you may have noticed, I have been lax in publishing new episodes of Balls Magazine. That’s not to say that I haven’t been…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The No More June Gloom Edition
I am getting better. I remembered that I committed to write the Saturday Night Open Thread at least two hours before post time. WHOOHOO!!…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The June Gloom Edition part trois
It just dawned on me that I was supposed to be writing tonight’s Open Thread. AGAIN! WOOPS! Fuck me in the goat ass. I…
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Your 2023 Women’s World Cup Preview Extravaganza! Part 1
If y’all are not excited about the Women’s World Cup, this year, I don’t know what’s wrong with you. Perhaps you should try some…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The June Gloom Edition part deux
It just dawned on me that I was supposed to be writing tonight’s Open Thread. WOOPS! I will do a real good Karen Carpenter…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 7
It’s so nice when you are working with true professionals that are good at their job. The Franco bullet perfectly grazed the shoulder pad…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The June Gloom Edition
It has been remarkably cold and wet in Southern California this year. We started with Atmospheric Rivers in January that bled into February and…
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How did We Do? Morning Open Thread
I like to check back at the end of the EPL season to see how well we did at predicting stuff. Call it an…
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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 6
We had been on the road for a couple of hours when I farted. “Really?” “Sorry. I guess I overdid it yesterday with the…
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