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Saturday Late Night Open Thread – Tropical Storm! Edition
It’s all the Democrats’ fault, of course. Los Ángeles has been cruising along for over 80 years with nothing more than an atmospheric river…
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Balls Magazine Volume 19
The last time I played golf, it was the 4 club tournament in July. To refresh your memories, here are the four clubs I…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – Preseason Football Starts! Edition
Scotchy kills hobos for our amusement on the football open threads. What would you like for me to do and relate to you? Because…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – All Good Things Come To An End Edition
As much as some of you liberals around here are glued to your phones reading about the latest indictment of Trump while masturbating furiously,…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – okay seriously, this needs to stop Edition
It happened again. I’m sitting here enjoying a nice little Saturday, perusing Hippo’s Morning Thread and I AGAIN think, “I wonder what our wonderful…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – What Day Is It? Edition
Fuck Me, I need a calendar. Or an alarm or something. Lately, every Saturday, I get to DFO in the afternoons after reading Hippo’s…
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The Definitive Burger Comparison: Five Guys v Shake Shack v In-N-Out
I am extremely lucky in that I live within 5 miles of locations for each of the big three “Best” Burger franchises. I speak,…
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Sunday Night Open Thread – Gold Cup Final Edition
I know you are all anxiously awaiting the Grand Finale of the Gold Cup or, as Hippo calls it, the Golden Shower Tourno. The…
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Saturday Night Open Thread – The Spain WWC Preview Edition
I am writing this only two hours before post time which I should be commended for. That’s improvement, people! The reason I wanted to…
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Balls Magazine Volume 18
As you may remember, I was scheduled to play a tournament using only four clubs. I sought advice from the DFO Commentists and settled…
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