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It’s No Good to say Goodbye: Part 1
Having a wet dream while 40,000 feet above sea level and going 550 miles per hour is difficult in the best of times, but…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Pieces of Advice
Tonight’s post category comes from our generous Italian friend, 2Pack. He suggested this category in last week’s thread and I think it’s a very…
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Balls Magazine Volume 14
As I think I may have mentioned in the past, I’m on a thing at work where I HAVE TO take vacation days each…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Obscure Archer Objects
I still watch Archer and I still enjoy the new episodes. Some (okay, many!) have said that the series has jumped the shark. Opinions…
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Balls Magazine Volume 13
As you may or may not have noticed, there was no Balls Magazine last week. The reason for that is that I haven’t had…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Olympic Games Moments
I make no apology for loving the Olympic Games. Yes, they can and have been used for propaganda and political purposes, but, at its…
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Balls Magazine Volume 12
As you may or may not know, the West Coast has been hit with a lot of rain this winter. Don’t get me wrong,…
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Saturday Night Open Thread: My Top Five…. Cities to Visit
I apologize for missing last week’s Saturday Night post. It completely slipped my mind that I had volunteered to do the Saturday evening posts.…
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Balls Magazine Volume 11
Remember how I won my very first golf tournament and broke 100 on the same day? Well, I just finished my second tournament and…
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Your Oscars Open thread. Now with more balls!
Your friendly Puerto Rican good life enthusiast is not able to take care of tonight’s Open Thread as he has some pressing business to…
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