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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 111)
The scene: Iguana Mart, where WCS is climbing down from the eight stories of shelving, a half-full box of Diggler’s Donuts in his hand.…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 110)
The scene: The future, where Horatio Cornblower, Moosemas Gorilla, Otto and PK are currently wandering through the Wasteland after escaping from the cops. PK:…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 109)
The scene: The Iguana Mart of the future! And not the future minus five years, but the current future, where half (or more, I’m…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 108)
The scene: The future, but five years ago. So hundreds of years from now, but five years before the time when the DFO are…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 107)
The scene: Hunter Pond, where a melee has broken out between a group of primates just looking to kick back & have some fun,…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 106)
The scene: That bright, shining beacon in the midst of The Wasteland, that veritable temple to rampant consumerism, the one and only… Yes, it’s…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 105)
The scene: Still the future! Although we’re in a slightly less Wasteland-y part, thanks to Horatio Cornblower and Moosemas Gorilla finding a a rather…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 104)
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where Old School Zero is currently sleeping on the couch while The Principal (starring Jim Belushi!) plays on the…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 103)
The scene: The future! And yes, by that I mean The Wasteland future, so it’s all desolation and rocks and tumbleweeds and sand. Much…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 102)
The scene: The future. Not the future with spaceships and strange new worlds and going where no one has gone before. No, this is…