The scene: Hunter Pond, where a melee has broken out between a group of primates just looking to kick back & have some fun, and a group of DFOers who have been hurled through time, attacked by a giant squirrel, and forced to put up with PK. Currently, Moosemas Gorilla
Author: Beastmode Ate My Baby
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 106)
The scene: That bright, shining beacon in the midst of The Wasteland, that veritable temple to rampant consumerism, the one and only... Yes, it's Iguana Mart! Covalent Blonde, WCS and Future Clone Debbie Harry stand near the entrance, gazing in wonder at the massive structure that stands before them, as mutants,
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 105)
The scene: Still the future! Although we're in a slightly less Wasteland-y part, thanks to Horatio Cornblower and Moosemas Gorilla finding a a rather large pond. They're currently splashing around in it, cleaning off all sorts of squirrel gore. Horatio Cornblower: Good job finding this place, pal! It's nice to
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 104)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 103)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 102)
Hard Ride To Nowhere Quarantine Special
The scene: The DFO clubhouse, where several DFOers are gathered. Marc Trestmans Windowless Van is hanging out on the couch with Sharkbait, his crabman friend, watching Ah-nuld movies. Six feet away, Moosemas Gorilla is sprawled out on a recliner, Horatio Cornblower perched on his shoulder. Six feet away from them
‘Twas the Night Before Moosemas…
'Twas the night before Moosemas, and in a corner of Hell A battle was raging, and it wasn't going well Beelzebub was there, he was raging that day As he sent his Beelzebros into the fray Against Moose they raged, growling and grizzled While from the skies the hellfire drizzled Weaselo was there too, and WCS And
Moosemas in Hell (Part Four)
Moosemas in Hell (Part Three)
The scene: The barren plains of Hell. The Moosemobile is racing across the crimson sands of the diabolic wastelands, with an infernal machine in full pursuit. The infernal machine looks like a vintage Soviet KV-2 heavy artillery tank as re-imagined by famed painter H.R. Giger. So it's a pretty gnarly piece
Moosemas in Hell (Part Two)
The scene: The Secret Island of Doktor Zymm! Assorted DFOers, Olympian gods, ninjas and hangers-on are currently in the lab with the Dimensional Energy Retrieval Portal as Zymm programs new coordinates into the computer. Ballsofsteelandfury: So...you were serious, Dok? Moose and the others are really in Hell? Doktor Zymm (punching keys):