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HRTN Special: The Boys of Summer (Part Two)
The scene: A lush tropical paradise! Actually a clearing in the midst of the tropical lushness, with a corrugated steel hut, a hastily-constructed workbench,…
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There’s Safety In Safeties: Your Seattle Team Preview For 2020
Cookiethulhu here! It seems as if Beastmode Ate My Baby was supposed to do this year’s preview of the Seattle football team, but he…
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HRTN Special: The Boys of Summer (Part One)
The scene: A pleasant beach. The surf is quietly rolling in, seagulls can be heard in the distance, and a gentle breeze moves the…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 118)
The scene: Doktor Zymm’s RV, which is rapidly plunging towards the earth. PK is plastered across the windshield, holding on for dear life as…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 117)
The scene: The Iguana Mart of the future, where Beerguyrob is pushing (or rather, steering) his megacart through the aisles, accompanied by the amorphous…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 116)
The scene: The Iguana Mart, where WCS and Mr. Ayo are grabbing a frosty beverage at a Tiki bar. Brick Meathook is seated with…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 115)
The scene: The main Diggler’s office, circa 1975. The company’s vice-president is walking to the main laboratory. He’s wearing a brown suit with an…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 114)
The scene: The parking lot area of the Iguana Mart of the future! Future Clone Lynda Carter has just exited in pursuit of her…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 113)
The scene: The Iguana Mart of the future, where Covalent Blonde is currently looking with regret at the ‘Blonde Fury’ truck as an Iguana…
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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 112)
The scene: The Iguana Mart of the future! Covalent Blonde, in the ‘Blonde Fury’ monster truck, is just pulling up to a side entrance.…