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Your “It’s A Little Early To Be Broke, Ain’t It?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The main story of the day is that February 19 marks the opening of the two-week Franchise Tag window. As we learned…
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Your “Different From Every Other Sport” Sunday Evening Open Thread
When I was a kid, my parents let me get comedy records from the public library. For a suburban Canadian public library in the 1970s,…
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Your “It’s Not Free Money” Saturday Evening Open Thread
I moved my music & comedy ramblings to Sunday night, so I could bring this up. Before it becomes old news, rumours are Kaep…
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Your “Happy Hallmark Holiday, Honey” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Being allergic to cocoa, I consider Valentine’s Day to be nothing more than a plot by BIG CHOCOLATE to try & kill me. NFL…
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Your “Having An Elite Day” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The big, bland, elite news of the day is the Broncos agreeing to a trade for Joe Flacco. It won’t be official…
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Your “Okay – Time For The Good Stuff” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
The very good boy in the banner pic is GCHS CH VON ENGELS DESIGNATED DRIVER FROM INDIAN HILL, the 2019 Westminster Kennel Club Best of…
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Your “Calling All Bitches & Sires” Monday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Mike Florio is already sounding the death knell for the AAF. Likely because he’s a dick. He claims it needs stars to…
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Your “Anything But The Grammys” Sunday Evening Open Thread
“OH BOY THE GRAMMYS!” said no one, ever. The disappointment of the Grammys brings to my mind the summer of 2017. Now, WineWife LOVES Adele.…
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Your AAFL League Opener & Saturday Evening Open Thread
I interrupt my projected Saturday evening musical & comedy interlude to give you this exciting news: The Alliance of American Football starts tonight! I…
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Your “Yay – League Bureaucracy Will Keep Me Engaged” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The NFL has published its list of all 338 Combine invitees. The Combine starts February 26th in Indianapolis, once they sweep the…