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And all the Angels vomited: World Cup Preview. Switzerland!
You folks have, no doubt, heard of the game of soccer, haven’t you? Have you ever wondered how that game came to be? Well…
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2022 New Orleans Saints Team Preview
The Rattle of Metal Ghosts Everyone is dead, nothing left, smoke is all you see, the sound of laughter from little devils surrounds you.…
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Dancing in the Lake Of Fire
I’m going to blame Kristen Stewart for this. “Open with” Scary dead children floating in the ethereal mist chanting. Tajjy and Kristen sitting in…
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Dreams really do come true, if you’re an idiot
My eyes fly open, sleep is instantly gone. I have seen my future and I know what I’m going to do with the rest…
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How did I get barf in my backseat? A very special Boots on the Ground Experience
Anytime it’s been ill conceived enough that I somehow become the designated driver? Well most of those adventures have not ended proper and it…
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Here Lies the Past
I was in this horrible place several years ago Then my own personal demons cast me out, but not this time. When you’re trespassing…
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The Gods of Football
You want one of these? You know you do, you know how you get one? You earn it by working hard and spilling hot…
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A very DJ TAJ Saints Preview
banner image via Or if you will, Drew has gone to heaven. For years now you’ve bitched and whined he’s too old, you opined,…
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Let’s go to Hollywood, but why?
Marilyn. I want to find Marilyn What? I need to meet Marilyn Hey dude, I don’t know if you know it or not but…
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