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Donks in 2020 – The Year That Is A Thing
For the rest of our natural lives, we will all be able to nod at strangers in the street, and say “2020.” Everyone will…
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Trolling FOAR Auction League Owners Open Thread
Hey it beats Trolling FOAR Cub Scouts ,, amirite?? Speak for yourself, Mister Man! – Marc T., Parts Unknown I am typing this up…
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Last Day of Lesser Flacco Eight Open Thread
Have you not been watching, on CBS All Access, pirate stream from Krygyzstan, and/or one of your teevee box’s espanol channels? Boy howdy, has…
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Shempions League Takes Charge
And then, as if to honoUr the late, great (in terms of hilarity) Herman Cain – there were NINE. Oh fuck, TEN. My brain…
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Paging Rob Manfred, Galactical Disgrace
Please consult with the infinite wisdom of Chuck D: I swear to holy tittyfuck, it’s like Manfred’s raison d’être is to make The Shield…
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Looking at the Table – Sabado Lesser Thread
There’s really fuckall to do until Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals start around 2p (banner pic in honoUr, also since it pisses so many…
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Looking Forward to Shempions Entropy (and Other Lesser Matters)
The Athletic recently published a long-form discussion of how any of the participants (ok, maybe not the ones who dug deep holes before the…
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MOAR Lesser Footy Insanity
And huzzah FOAR that, what on earth would we do otherwise? We wake (and presumably bake) with Fronk’s Hammers, toiling against the imploding/Hippo believes…
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An Imaginary Pretend Man City Tribute…Plus MOAR!
Welcome to July (or Jew-LIE!!!! if from Mississippi), with Lesser Footy now back in full swing. Most of the fixtures are even watchable now!…
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27 June Lesser Madness Thread
Tis a strange schedule. You get one Premiership fixture each day, at bizarre times. Saturday has ONLY the early bird special, which features Euro-curious…