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    Sabado Open Thread – It Means MOAR Again

    September 26, 2020

    That’s right, y’all.  The SEC is back, and with a glorious 10-game league schedule.  Finally, a fall Sabado that actually feels like a doggone…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, #NuAIDS Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, #NuAIDS Season

    September 21, 2020

    Hey there, imaginary frienderinos!  Did you enjoy this weekend’s offerings from the FITBAW gods and goddesses?  I am perhaps a little MOAR doped up…

  • Primero Sabado Componadora Open Thread

    Primero Sabado Componadora Open Thread

    September 19, 2020

    Hey, how y’all like the pidgin-espanol for “combination?”  Although it won’t mean MOAR until next weekend, there’s enough on the JV slate to merit…

  • Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, #NuAIDS Season

    Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, #NuAIDS Season

    September 14, 2020

    Hello, one and all.  We have had one hellscape of a year, and as much as I can’t say we deserve any better…we sure as…

  • Edging Closer to MOAR Lesser – Open Thread

    Edging Closer to MOAR Lesser – Open Thread

    September 5, 2020

    Yes, by God and Sonny Jeebus, this time next week we get the Premiership back, and perhaps enough decent-ish JV NFL to whet our…

  • Sabado Already?? Open Thread

    Sabado Already?? Open Thread

    August 29, 2020

    Jeebus, how time flies when…you alternate between taking naps and sweating like a Black man in an Alabama court. Oh, and my office in…

  • Donks in 2020 – The Year That Is A Thing

    Donks in 2020 – The Year That Is A Thing

    August 25, 2020

    For the rest of our natural lives, we will all be able to nod at strangers in the street, and say “2020.”  Everyone will…

  • Trolling FOAR Auction League Owners Open Thread

    Trolling FOAR Auction League Owners Open Thread

    August 22, 2020

    Hey it beats Trolling FOAR Cub Scouts ,, amirite?? Speak for yourself, Mister Man! – Marc T., Parts Unknown I am typing this up…

  • Last Day of Lesser Flacco Eight Open Thread

    Last Day of Lesser Flacco Eight Open Thread

    August 15, 2020

    Have you not been watching, on CBS All Access, pirate stream from Krygyzstan, and/or one of your teevee box’s espanol channels?  Boy howdy, has…

  • Shempions League Takes Charge

    Shempions League Takes Charge

    August 8, 2020

    And then, as if to honoUr the late, great (in terms of hilarity) Herman Cain – there were NINE.  Oh fuck, TEN.  My brain…

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