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Rejoice! A Full #NuAIDS Lesser Day Beckons
Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate. Praise be! …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, #NuAIDS Season
Hey howdy, y’all. Did you enjoy a fine Fall weekend, filled with FITBAW and as little movement as humanly possible? Sorry for the humble…
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Derby Days Reignited (and Other Lesser Matters)
God help me, but I think Everton actually goes into this Derby matchup with a puncher’s chance (7:30, NBCSN). The Redshite will no doubt…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, #NuAIDS Season
Obviously, the leading thought is 2020 being 2020. Team full of assholes, league full of woman and/or child beaters…and the one likeable Non-Gendered Cowperson…
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Curse Yeeeewwww, International Breaks (and White Male Privilege) Open Thread
I still stand by my decision to turn the teevee off Thursday night. But, oh how I enjoyed some Friday morning schadenfreude. Yeah, the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, #NuAIDS Season
I preface this week’s column by noting that any day that includes the Redshite losing 7-2 to freaking Villa?? Can’t be a bad day. I was also…
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“Let Lesser Footy Be Thine Escape” Sabado Open Thread
Hey, did y’all notice? Darkest Timeline got darker. As a Karmic punishment, #NuAIDS for teh win! But chaos is not the ally of the progressive-minded…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, #NuAIDS Season
Week 2 was The One Where Everyone Died. Week 3 was The One Where Everyone Derped. [Closed captions for the hard-of-Hippo provided by the…
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Sabado Open Thread – It Means MOAR Again
That’s right, y’all. The SEC is back, and with a glorious 10-game league schedule. Finally, a fall Sabado that actually feels like a doggone…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, #NuAIDS Season
Hey there, imaginary frienderinos! Did you enjoy this weekend’s offerings from the FITBAW gods and goddesses? I am perhaps a little MOAR doped up…