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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, #NuAIDS Season

I preface this week’s column by noting that any day that includes the Redshite losing 7-2 to freaking Villa?? Can’t be a bad day. I was also…

Hey, did y’all notice? Darkest Timeline got darker. As a Karmic punishment, #NuAIDS for teh win! But chaos is not the ally of the progressive-minded…

Week 2 was The One Where Everyone Died. Week 3 was The One Where Everyone Derped. [Closed captions for the hard-of-Hippo provided by the…

That’s right, y’all. The SEC is back, and with a glorious 10-game league schedule. Finally, a fall Sabado that actually feels like a doggone…

Hey there, imaginary frienderinos! Did you enjoy this weekend’s offerings from the FITBAW gods and goddesses? I am perhaps a little MOAR doped up…

Hey, how y’all like the pidgin-espanol for “combination?” Although it won’t mean MOAR until next weekend, there’s enough on the JV slate to merit…

Hello, one and all. We have had one hellscape of a year, and as much as I can’t say we deserve any better…we sure as…

Yes, by God and Sonny Jeebus, this time next week we get the Premiership back, and perhaps enough decent-ish JV NFL to whet our…

Jeebus, how time flies when…you alternate between taking naps and sweating like a Black man in an Alabama court. Oh, and my office in…

For the rest of our natural lives, we will all be able to nod at strangers in the street, and say “2020.” Everyone will…