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So Much #NuAIDS, So Little Game Time Open Thread
So…not sure that the JV world is looking so hot right now. Almost as many fixtures being 86’d this week as are being played. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, #NuAIDS Season
Greetings and salutations, Imaginary Friends! I hope all of you got that fantasy playoffs-calibre performance (or strategic fuckups elsewhere) that y’all needed. To that…
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5 Dec JV NFL Fixtures Thread
Thanks heartily to Wakey for his bad-ass Lesser Footy preview! Texas A&M (+5.5) at Auburn (Noon, ESPN) For some dumb fucking reason (likely waiting…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, #NuAIDS Season
Is there anything worse than facing the Monday after a holiday weekend? I think not, but 2020 has taught us all that it can always…
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Your AngryRantingHippo Late Afternoon/Evening Open Thread
Boy howdy, has today sucked all the ass. Dirty ass, fresh off a round of Hunta Virus. NC State and Everton playing in the same…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts/Mini-JV Preview – Afrikan-American Friday, #NuAIDS Season
Hey howdy, y’all. Hope you are wallowing in your shame like a good Commentist should. Let’s talk some FITBAW!! Sparta Prague completed Celtic’s utter…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, #NuAIDS Season
Holy cats, what a weekend. Between NC State and Everton, I stayed pretty puckered until the sweet release of RedZone Heroine. Which, as usual,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, #NuAIDS Season
Hello, one and all. We had a weird 5/6 window split, thanks to CBS deciding that MOTHERFUCKING GOLF was to be prioritized over the only…
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#NuAIDS Takes Over Bleak JV Schedule – Sabado Open Thread
Good morning, fellow degenerates. Or should I say “bad morning” – given they’s no Lesser Footy to be had. Good thing Hippo still has…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, #NuAIDS Season
So very little happened this week – wasn’t it nice to spend a relaxing Sunday with our good friend, FITBAW? [Closed captions for the…