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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, #NuAIDS Season
Hello, one and all. We had a weird 5/6 window split, thanks to CBS deciding that MOTHERFUCKING GOLF was to be prioritized over the only…
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#NuAIDS Takes Over Bleak JV Schedule – Sabado Open Thread
Good morning, fellow degenerates. Or should I say “bad morning” – given they’s no Lesser Footy to be had. Good thing Hippo still has…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, #NuAIDS Season
So very little happened this week – wasn’t it nice to spend a relaxing Sunday with our good friend, FITBAW? [Closed captions for the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, #NuAIDS Season
Welcome to Week 8. Perhaps not the most banner of weeks, but it’s nice that we’ve made it this far (knocks on wood) with…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, #NuAIDS Season
Holy cats, did my squadrons all get smoked this weekend. NC State, pounded like a veal by U*NC (as expected, but still). Everton, 2-nil…
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Rejoice! A Full #NuAIDS Lesser Day Beckons
Because moneys speak louder than public health (and thank FUCK for that, amirite??), we finally have sommet like a full Saturday slate. Praise be! …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, #NuAIDS Season
Hey howdy, y’all. Did you enjoy a fine Fall weekend, filled with FITBAW and as little movement as humanly possible? Sorry for the humble…
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Derby Days Reignited (and Other Lesser Matters)
God help me, but I think Everton actually goes into this Derby matchup with a puncher’s chance (7:30, NBCSN). The Redshite will no doubt…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, #NuAIDS Season
Obviously, the leading thought is 2020 being 2020. Team full of assholes, league full of woman and/or child beaters…and the one likeable Non-Gendered Cowperson…
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Curse Yeeeewwww, International Breaks (and White Male Privilege) Open Thread
I still stand by my decision to turn the teevee off Thursday night. But, oh how I enjoyed some Friday morning schadenfreude. Yeah, the…