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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, #NuAIDS Season
Welcome to a pretty bleak Week 15 recap. I guess the fraudulent Irish (but National Fanbase!!1111) making the JV playoffs wasn’t quite enough to…
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Festively Lesser y Championship(ish) Sabado
Here comes the deliriously jam-packed Premiership Festivus period, with the added entropy that is #NuAIDS. A good opportunity to see some of your favoUrite…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, #NuAIDS Season
It’s Festive Fixtures time o’ year, when the Premiership plays seemingly every day, and we get Sabado NFL (Donks AND Black Panthers next week…
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So Much #NuAIDS, So Little Game Time Open Thread
So…not sure that the JV world is looking so hot right now. Almost as many fixtures being 86’d this week as are being played. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, #NuAIDS Season
Greetings and salutations, Imaginary Friends! I hope all of you got that fantasy playoffs-calibre performance (or strategic fuckups elsewhere) that y’all needed. To that…
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5 Dec JV NFL Fixtures Thread
Thanks heartily to Wakey for his bad-ass Lesser Footy preview! Texas A&M (+5.5) at Auburn (Noon, ESPN) For some dumb fucking reason (likely waiting…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, #NuAIDS Season
Is there anything worse than facing the Monday after a holiday weekend? I think not, but 2020 has taught us all that it can always…
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Your AngryRantingHippo Late Afternoon/Evening Open Thread
Boy howdy, has today sucked all the ass. Dirty ass, fresh off a round of Hunta Virus. NC State and Everton playing in the same…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts/Mini-JV Preview – Afrikan-American Friday, #NuAIDS Season
Hey howdy, y’all. Hope you are wallowing in your shame like a good Commentist should. Let’s talk some FITBAW!! Sparta Prague completed Celtic’s utter…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, #NuAIDS Season
Holy cats, what a weekend. Between NC State and Everton, I stayed pretty puckered until the sweet release of RedZone Heroine. Which, as usual,…