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Another Derby Day, Another Ponderance of Life’s Futility
Look, I know I will watch. But even with the Shite in direst of form…there’s no fucking hope. Just hate. So very much hate. …
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Onward With the Premiership! Sabado Open Thread
The fixtures continue to roll, fast and furious. You get straight-up quadruple-headers today and Sunday, and a double dip on Monday. Very nice for…
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Placeholder of Placeholder Threads – now with more half assery!
To recap yesterday – Everton Are Magic! Two good matches on NBCSN – Wolves/Foxes now, City and the Shite next up. Watch them both, not…
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A Most Excellent Lesser Weekend Awaits! (Sabado Open Thread)
Good day, y’all. YES, as a matter of fact, I do still plan to boycott the Superb Owl. Thank God I am a Lesser…
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A Blissfully Jumbled Prem Table – Sabado Open Thread
We are closing out January 2021 this weekand, and nothing in the Premiership is certain. Ole Gunnar’s Devils looked to have all the momentum…until…
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The Greatest of Pretend HonoUrs – Lesser Sabado Open Thread
In the Pretend Year of Our LAWD 2081, I achieved the crowning achievement of my life (Pretend or otherwise). Ground is breaking on 140,000 seat…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday, #NuAIDS Season
This is going to be very succint. Eh, it is what it is. Let me first congratulate my translator, and the rest of the…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sabado, #NuAIDS Season
I hope all y’all are well, and staying sane-ish. [Why give up on madness now, when it’s brought me this far?] Saturday gave us…
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Back To 24/7 Footy Manager – Teh New Normal?? Open Thread
Despite continued outbreaks, postponements, and cancellations (both Everton and my Shitty Wolves will be unexpectedly off this weekend) – the Premiership marches on. Sort…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Sunday, Bitches!, #NuAIDS Season
Hey, y’all. Who out there is depressed as fuck, knowing that our FITBAW heroine tapers off now, week by week, until it becomes an…