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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sabado, #NuAIDS Season
I hope all y’all are well, and staying sane-ish. [Why give up on madness now, when it’s brought me this far?] Saturday gave us…
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Back To 24/7 Footy Manager – Teh New Normal?? Open Thread
Despite continued outbreaks, postponements, and cancellations (both Everton and my Shitty Wolves will be unexpectedly off this weekend) – the Premiership marches on. Sort…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Wild Card Sunday, Bitches!, #NuAIDS Season
Hey, y’all. Who out there is depressed as fuck, knowing that our FITBAW heroine tapers off now, week by week, until it becomes an…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts and Wild Card 4 of 6, Bitches! Game Thread
There were three fixtures played yesterday. Well, two fixtures and a woodchipper feeding. [Closed Captioning for the Hard of Hippo provided by the Church…
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Kicking Off the Strangest FA Cup and Wild Card 1 of 6 Bitches! Combo Thread
Good day, imaginary peoples. It’s REALLY here. The day we gets a TRIPLEHEADER of Wild Card, Bitches! action. And it happens again tomorrow! We just needed…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, #NuAIDS Season
What a week, if one likes entropy. And since you’re here, you most certainly do! But first, a tip of the cap for the…
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I Hate 2021 Already Lesser Footy Thread
Just. Fuck’s sake. Start the new year with a home loss to David Moyes. Fuck everything. Anyway, the show must go on. Bielsa against…
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Welcome To First Hangover of 2021! Lesser Footy Thread
Fuck you, wake up already. That vomit ain’t safe to have during slumber. We can has Derby! Fronk’s Hammers (sounds DIRTY!) travel to Fortress…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, #NuAIDS Season
Did y’all have a most lovely and festive Plaguemas weekend? I surely do hope so. [Closed captions for the Hard-of-Hippo provided by the Church…
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Boxing Day In Our Year of #NuAIDS!
Oh my cats, y’all. There be some sportsball today. Our hobo relocatoUr Imaginary Friend will bring glad tidings of NFL triple-header (for once, Good…