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Looking Forward to Shempions Entropy (and Other Lesser Matters)
The Athletic recently published a long-form discussion of how any of the participants (ok, maybe not the ones who dug deep holes before the…
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MOAR Lesser Footy Insanity
And huzzah FOAR that, what on earth would we do otherwise? We wake (and presumably bake) with Fronk’s Hammers, toiling against the imploding/Hippo believes…
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An Imaginary Pretend Man City Tribute…Plus MOAR!
Welcome to July (or Jew-LIE!!!! if from Mississippi), with Lesser Footy now back in full swing. Most of the fixtures are even watchable now!…
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27 June Lesser Madness Thread
Tis a strange schedule. You get one Premiership fixture each day, at bizarre times. Saturday has ONLY the early bird special, which features Euro-curious…
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First Weekend Back? Derby Days
First off, I wish Everton had already played so I could use Dominic Calvert-Lewin’s Black Lives Matter #9 shirt. But this will have to do. …
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The One Where Hippo Kinda Sorta Thinks
I went by the office on Tuesday morning, to print some shit and sign my privilege license (practicing law, it’s well complex, eh?). On…
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Brandon Perna Kicks All The Derierre
Please, just watch/listen to this in full. We really need him in Most Glorious Commentist Party! Perhaps the most important takeaway…LISTEN. Just fucking listen…
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Lesser Footy – Now MOAR Than EVAR
Yes, the action is a bit NFL Pre-season-y. But you remember Augusts, back in the pre-zombie apocalypse times? Fucking A right you watched the shit…
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Lesser Footy May Day – How Many tWBS’s Shall There Be?
Yes, those lovable, cuddly Krauts are in full swing on FS1 and assorted sister channels. Dortmund/Wolfsburg and Borussia Unpronounceable/Aspirin FC highlight the 9:30 slate. …
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Most Glorious Return and Regerts FOAR 2028-29
Banner pic is changed, due to the triumphant return to Apex of one Kruger Adams D***s. He is not only my son, but also…