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First Weekend Back? Derby Days
First off, I wish Everton had already played so I could use Dominic Calvert-Lewin’s Black Lives Matter #9 shirt. But this will have to do. …
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The One Where Hippo Kinda Sorta Thinks
I went by the office on Tuesday morning, to print some shit and sign my privilege license (practicing law, it’s well complex, eh?). On…
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Brandon Perna Kicks All The Derierre
Please, just watch/listen to this in full. We really need him in Most Glorious Commentist Party! Perhaps the most important takeaway…LISTEN. Just fucking listen…
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Lesser Footy – Now MOAR Than EVAR
Yes, the action is a bit NFL Pre-season-y. But you remember Augusts, back in the pre-zombie apocalypse times? Fucking A right you watched the shit…
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Lesser Footy May Day – How Many tWBS’s Shall There Be?
Yes, those lovable, cuddly Krauts are in full swing on FS1 and assorted sister channels. Dortmund/Wolfsburg and Borussia Unpronounceable/Aspirin FC highlight the 9:30 slate. …
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Most Glorious Return and Regerts FOAR 2028-29
Banner pic is changed, due to the triumphant return to Apex of one Kruger Adams D***s. He is not only my son, but also…
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Slight Emergence Into Reality – Saturday Open Thread
I actually turned on my teevee box these past two days, and boy howdy, did it feel weird. Actual sportsball content! Plus a veritable…
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Another Lesser-Free Sabado
Yes, I am still in mah bunker playing Football Manager. First 5 seasons of my reign resulted in finishing 8th, 7th, 6th, 8th (but…
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Update From Unabomber Shack Open Thread
I am not writing any damned manifesto (who the fuck would read it?) but my descent into Quarantine Madness continues unabated. We are now…
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The Depths of Insanity Saturday
Oh, have you not been playing Football Manager 2020 with the intensity and the involuntary spasming of a prime crickhead? PLEBIANS. I am as…