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Slight Emergence Into Reality – Saturday Open Thread
I actually turned on my teevee box these past two days, and boy howdy, did it feel weird. Actual sportsball content! Plus a veritable…
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Another Lesser-Free Sabado
Yes, I am still in mah bunker playing Football Manager. First 5 seasons of my reign resulted in finishing 8th, 7th, 6th, 8th (but…
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Update From Unabomber Shack Open Thread
I am not writing any damned manifesto (who the fuck would read it?) but my descent into Quarantine Madness continues unabated. We are now…
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The Depths of Insanity Saturday
Oh, have you not been playing Football Manager 2020 with the intensity and the involuntary spasming of a prime crickhead? PLEBIANS. I am as…
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All Belarus, All The Time Lesser Footy Open Thread
Dudes, it’s all Belarus’ world now, we just livin’ in it. All of the various second and third world-ish football associations might be late…
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Welcome to Living Purgatory Open Thread
Finally, the Premiership came to its senses (and the EFL), joining UEFA competition in hitting the pause button for at least three weeks. Everyone…
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Bonus February Lesser Footy Open Thread
Leap Years can get right fucked. Let’s be clear about that. This photo makes me smile, remembering when I looked upon politics with something…
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Lesser Footy y Bringing Back #BFIB FOAR 2020 Open Thread
Yeah, that’s right. The most universally beloved sportsball franchise starts Grapefruit League play this afternoon. Our hapless opponent is the Mets, at 1:05 EST…
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Ides of February Open Evening Thread
I fell asleep and forgot I was supposed to put this up. Oopsie. Remaining Sportsball: Turtles at Sparty (in progress – ESPN) ThePaul at…
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Financial Fair Play – Still Crazy After All These Years
I have spoken/ranted on this topic before – FFP makes NCAA enforcement seem equitable and reasonable. The people who “watchdog” over things are basically the…
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