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All Belarus, All The Time Lesser Footy Open Thread
Dudes, it’s all Belarus’ world now, we just livin’ in it. All of the various second and third world-ish football associations might be late…
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Welcome to Living Purgatory Open Thread
Finally, the Premiership came to its senses (and the EFL), joining UEFA competition in hitting the pause button for at least three weeks. Everyone…
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Bonus February Lesser Footy Open Thread
Leap Years can get right fucked. Let’s be clear about that. This photo makes me smile, remembering when I looked upon politics with something…
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Lesser Footy y Bringing Back #BFIB FOAR 2020 Open Thread
Yeah, that’s right. The most universally beloved sportsball franchise starts Grapefruit League play this afternoon. Our hapless opponent is the Mets, at 1:05 EST…
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Ides of February Open Evening Thread
I fell asleep and forgot I was supposed to put this up. Oopsie. Remaining Sportsball: Turtles at Sparty (in progress – ESPN) ThePaul at…
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Financial Fair Play – Still Crazy After All These Years
I have spoken/ranted on this topic before – FFP makes NCAA enforcement seem equitable and reasonable. The people who “watchdog” over things are basically the…
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How Open Is Your Thursday?
I reckon I will continue with “Occupied” on Netflix. Norway seems pretty awesome, to me. There is no FITBAW, nor baseball. Nor will there…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Superb Owl (2019 Season)
Yes, Steve Atwater gets the banner pic. He fucking earned it. The Smiling Assassin was a childhood hero, and remains a damned fine human…
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February Bleakness Lesser Footy Open Thread
Yes, I binge watched all of the final Bojack episodes yesterday. But, I’d be depressed about entering February anyway. BLECH. Without spoilers…fuck me, the…
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Welcome To Nihilism Weekend, 2020 Edition
Holy cats, y’all. No FITBAW. No Premiership. A handful of FA Cup ties that I could give two shits about. I have one Shitty…