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How Open Is Your Thursday?
I reckon I will continue with “Occupied” on Netflix. Norway seems pretty awesome, to me. There is no FITBAW, nor baseball. Nor will there…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Superb Owl (2019 Season)
Yes, Steve Atwater gets the banner pic. He fucking earned it. The Smiling Assassin was a childhood hero, and remains a damned fine human…
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February Bleakness Lesser Footy Open Thread
Yes, I binge watched all of the final Bojack episodes yesterday. But, I’d be depressed about entering February anyway. BLECH. Without spoilers…fuck me, the…
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Welcome To Nihilism Weekend, 2020 Edition
Holy cats, y’all. No FITBAW. No Premiership. A handful of FA Cup ties that I could give two shits about. I have one Shitty…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Championship Sunday (2019 Season)
Oh, holiest of holy days. The last pure FITBAW day on the calendar (the Superb Owl is MOAR a sports-themed event than anything, plus…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday (2019 Season)
Andy Reid sucks in the playoffs – the meme was going strong in Q1. Missed assignments, ridiculous drops, a blocked punt, and a muffed…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Saturday (2019 Season)
Hey, buck up P*ts fans. Turns out it really was THEM, not you. ¡Viva El Tractorcito! indeed. Add a jump-pass TD throw to his…
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“No Bullets Spent” Lesser Footy Morning
With world events what they have been this week, I find it particularly appropriate to feature Spoon: What a delightful band, with amazing longevity. …
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Wild Card Sunday, Bitches! Instant Hippo Thoughts (2019 Season)
What was once 12 has been whittled down to 8. There are some surprises, starting with BOTH 6 seeds staying alive. Looks like we…
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Happy P*ts Schadenfreude Day 2020 Hippo Thoughts
Oh my cats, y’all, El Tractorcito y Mas Erotic Smashmouth did it!!! Where to start? Tanny Fanny had been a revelation ever since taking over the…