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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Championship Sunday (2019 Season)
Oh, holiest of holy days. The last pure FITBAW day on the calendar (the Superb Owl is MOAR a sports-themed event than anything, plus…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Sunday (2019 Season)
Andy Reid sucks in the playoffs – the meme was going strong in Q1. Missed assignments, ridiculous drops, a blocked punt, and a muffed…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Divisional Saturday (2019 Season)
Hey, buck up P*ts fans. Turns out it really was THEM, not you. ¡Viva El Tractorcito! indeed. Add a jump-pass TD throw to his…
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“No Bullets Spent” Lesser Footy Morning
With world events what they have been this week, I find it particularly appropriate to feature Spoon: What a delightful band, with amazing longevity. …
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Wild Card Sunday, Bitches! Instant Hippo Thoughts (2019 Season)
What was once 12 has been whittled down to 8. There are some surprises, starting with BOTH 6 seeds staying alive. Looks like we…
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Happy P*ts Schadenfreude Day 2020 Hippo Thoughts
Oh my cats, y’all, El Tractorcito y Mas Erotic Smashmouth did it!!! Where to start? Tanny Fanny had been a revelation ever since taking over the…
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Late Afternoon Into Evening Open Thread
In case y’all haven’t noticed, a new decade is upon us. Does it feel any different? NOPE. Has Hippo made any resolutions? NOPE. I…
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New Year’s Morning Lesser Footy Thread
Fuck off with the hangovers and all other crap associated with NYE spent with real people. As long as none of my kids get…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2019 Season
Joyous of joys, we have playoff picture clarity, and got to see each and every team DERP to the finish line (with various degrees…
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JV Raging Semi #2 (and Open Sabado Noche Thread) – 2019 Playoffs
No 2nd Jim Mora clip, I will just play my personal best song of 2019: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt9xg8niutY Clemson (-2.5) v. tOSU (Qardinals Base Camp, 8:00,…