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JV NFL Raging Semi #1 – 2019 Playoffs
Yes, yes, let’s get it out of the way… Oklahoma (+13.5) v. LSU (Megatron’s Butthole, 4:00, ESPN) This here line seems excessive to me,…
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Festive Fixtures Continue – 28 Dec Lesser Footy Openness
Huzzah, I hope y’all ain’t tired of the Premiership. Because there’s a metric fuckton of it this weekend. Bournemouth got a really good point…
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Don Carlo Fawning Boxing Day Open Thread
Oh my LAWD, they’s a bunch of Lesser Footy going down. Who says the Day After Christmas is depressing? I don’t have to work,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2019 Season
Your humble scribe had many pill-induced hallucinations, this 22 December, the Year of Our Lord 2019. I will shake my brain around and describe…
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Benvenuto Don Carlo! Lesser Footy (and Early NFL Special) Open Thread
Oh my cats, y’all. Cue Ron Paul, because It’s Happening! Mikel Arteta (who may be on the touchline this am for the Gooners) thinks…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2019 Season
Hippo hopes y’all had a nice weekend. There was no FITBAW on Saturday, which sucked ass. Next weekend will be better that way. Also,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2019 Season
Despite the very ending of the late window – this was a really great FITBAW Sunday (otherwise). Let’s not let that spoil things! [Closed…
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Conference Title Saturday (and Lesser Matters) Open Thread
Welcome to the last full, meaningful Saturday of wall-to-wall footy. Cherish it, as September is a long-assed time away. That was theme-free Kurt Vile. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2019 Season
I like to stay away from the super deep thoughts. Because deep down, comedian Doug Stanhope has it right – the key to life…
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Drop That Bass Line Lesser Footy and JV NFL Open Thread
In honour of the Iron Bowl (MOAR below), check out this amazing new tune by the Cats who gave you 2018’s Hippo Song of…