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Wild Card Sunday, Bitches! Instant Hippo Thoughts (2019 Season)
What was once 12 has been whittled down to 8. There are some surprises, starting with BOTH 6 seeds staying alive. Looks like we…
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Happy P*ts Schadenfreude Day 2020 Hippo Thoughts
Oh my cats, y’all, El Tractorcito y Mas Erotic Smashmouth did it!!! Where to start? Tanny Fanny had been a revelation ever since taking over the…
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Late Afternoon Into Evening Open Thread
In case y’all haven’t noticed, a new decade is upon us. Does it feel any different? NOPE. Has Hippo made any resolutions? NOPE. I…
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New Year’s Morning Lesser Footy Thread
Fuck off with the hangovers and all other crap associated with NYE spent with real people. As long as none of my kids get…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 17, 2019 Season
Joyous of joys, we have playoff picture clarity, and got to see each and every team DERP to the finish line (with various degrees…
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JV Raging Semi #2 (and Open Sabado Noche Thread) – 2019 Playoffs
No 2nd Jim Mora clip, I will just play my personal best song of 2019: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt9xg8niutY Clemson (-2.5) v. tOSU (Qardinals Base Camp, 8:00,…
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JV NFL Raging Semi #1 – 2019 Playoffs
Yes, yes, let’s get it out of the way… Oklahoma (+13.5) v. LSU (Megatron’s Butthole, 4:00, ESPN) This here line seems excessive to me,…
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Festive Fixtures Continue – 28 Dec Lesser Footy Openness
Huzzah, I hope y’all ain’t tired of the Premiership. Because there’s a metric fuckton of it this weekend. Bournemouth got a really good point…
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Don Carlo Fawning Boxing Day Open Thread
Oh my LAWD, they’s a bunch of Lesser Footy going down. Who says the Day After Christmas is depressing? I don’t have to work,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 16, 2019 Season
Your humble scribe had many pill-induced hallucinations, this 22 December, the Year of Our Lord 2019. I will shake my brain around and describe…