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Benvenuto Don Carlo! Lesser Footy (and Early NFL Special) Open Thread
Oh my cats, y’all. Cue Ron Paul, because It’s Happening! Mikel Arteta (who may be on the touchline this am for the Gooners) thinks…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 15, 2019 Season
Hippo hopes y’all had a nice weekend. There was no FITBAW on Saturday, which sucked ass. Next weekend will be better that way. Also,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, 2019 Season
Despite the very ending of the late window – this was a really great FITBAW Sunday (otherwise). Let’s not let that spoil things! [Closed…
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Conference Title Saturday (and Lesser Matters) Open Thread
Welcome to the last full, meaningful Saturday of wall-to-wall footy. Cherish it, as September is a long-assed time away. That was theme-free Kurt Vile. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, 2019 Season
I like to stay away from the super deep thoughts. Because deep down, comedian Doug Stanhope has it right – the key to life…
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Drop That Bass Line Lesser Footy and JV NFL Open Thread
In honour of the Iron Bowl (MOAR below), check out this amazing new tune by the Cats who gave you 2018’s Hippo Song of…
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Thanksgiving Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)
Hope everyone enjoyed their fill of food, drink, family, and FITBAW yesterday. Rest assured that a full sportsball weekend remains, including a few decent…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2019 Season
Welcome to “Cold November Rain” recapping. The quality of the FITBAW was weather appropriate. [Hippo-To-English subtitles provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception,…
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Uneventful November Days – Sabado Open Thread
Few things make me feel my age MOAR than counting the years between “Mellow Gold” (which every fuckhead, yours included, owned) and his recent…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2019 Season
Allow me a brief moment to React Reasonably, then we will speak no more of that Donks/Vikes abortion. In my measured, humble opinion, the entire…