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Thanksgiving Mini-Hippo Thoughts (and JV Preview)
Hope everyone enjoyed their fill of food, drink, family, and FITBAW yesterday. Rest assured that a full sportsball weekend remains, including a few decent…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, 2019 Season
Welcome to “Cold November Rain” recapping. The quality of the FITBAW was weather appropriate. [Hippo-To-English subtitles provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception,…
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Uneventful November Days – Sabado Open Thread
Few things make me feel my age MOAR than counting the years between “Mellow Gold” (which every fuckhead, yours included, owned) and his recent…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, 2019 Season
Allow me a brief moment to React Reasonably, then we will speak no more of that Donks/Vikes abortion. In my measured, humble opinion, the entire…
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An Appreciation of Violence – 16 November 2019 Morning/JV NFL Open Thread
Yes, Thursday night was universal “shit on #ThePauls” night. It’s being noted, but only in passing, that Mason Rudolph tried repeatedly to corkscrew Myles Garrett’s…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2019 Season
Oh me, oh my – some BANANACAKES stuff went down late, in several locales. No Donks WOO! = no Hippo stress, just enjoyed the…
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Get Well Andre Gomes – 9 November 2019 Lesser Footy Open Thread
No doubt by now, you’ve heard a bit about the above-pictured handsome devil (sorry about the lack of Bama/Bayou Bengals cheerleaders, you’ll live). Enough…
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Donks at the 2019 Bye – Mobbed Up and Loving It!
When your team is kinda (ok, close to very) shitty, it’s always nice to get a home win right before the bye. You don’t…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2019 Season
Welcome to Monday, ladies and (chuckle) gentlemen – it was a full MANDATORY 14 hours of glorious FITBAW! But of course, some fixtures were more…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2019 Season
What Week 8 lacked in greatness, it made up for it with folly. Oh, folly abounded. Chi****/ex-San Diego played perhaps the derpiest game I…