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Falling Back With Lesser Footy – 26 Oct 2019 Open Thread
Sweet mother of mercy, we get that fabled extra hour of sleep tonight. It fucks the Lesser Footy schedule up for a bit, though. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2019 Season
Forgive me if these are even shittier than usual – I’m not in a particularly decent mood (even by Hippo standards). Naturally, one should…
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What’s In a Name? Edition – 19 Oct Lesser Footy/JV NFL Bonanza
This past Thursday, I had my “every 5 weeks” haircut, rescheduled to 1:30. I arrived before my stylist was back from lunch (fuck you,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2019 Season
It wasn’t a great Sunday of FITBAW! – but it was weird. Given the Timeline we are in, weird will have to do. Were…
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JV NFL Saturday – Finally Meaning MOAR
Dunno if you were with us last weekend, but it was pretty dire from an entertainment perspective. And Lesser Footy is on another interminable…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2019 Season
The best one can really ever expect out of this piece of shit life is a mixed bag. Thusly, I found out (having to…
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“Please Go Away, Summer” 5 Oct 2019 Lesser Footy Open Thread
I am starting this riposte during a 3 Oct continuing legal education seminar. Today’s predicted high in Wake County, North Cakalaky, is 97 muthafuckin’ degrees. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2019 Season
Heidy-ho, it’s a glorious Monday morning with a sense of order returned to the universe. That’s right, Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals have won…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2019 Season
My oh my. Sunday was a fine September day indeed. As a preliminary matter, I sweated my balls off through the fourth consecutive 1-run win by…
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Falling Down The Stairs Of Your Lesser Footy
I’m not really good – good at at all, really – with themes. But fuck me, do I love this song. Let it take…