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An Appreciation of Violence – 16 November 2019 Morning/JV NFL Open Thread
Yes, Thursday night was universal “shit on #ThePauls” night. It’s being noted, but only in passing, that Mason Rudolph tried repeatedly to corkscrew Myles Garrett’s…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, 2019 Season
Oh me, oh my – some BANANACAKES stuff went down late, in several locales. No Donks WOO! = no Hippo stress, just enjoyed the…
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Get Well Andre Gomes – 9 November 2019 Lesser Footy Open Thread
No doubt by now, you’ve heard a bit about the above-pictured handsome devil (sorry about the lack of Bama/Bayou Bengals cheerleaders, you’ll live). Enough…
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Donks at the 2019 Bye – Mobbed Up and Loving It!
When your team is kinda (ok, close to very) shitty, it’s always nice to get a home win right before the bye. You don’t…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, 2019 Season
Welcome to Monday, ladies and (chuckle) gentlemen – it was a full MANDATORY 14 hours of glorious FITBAW! But of course, some fixtures were more…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 8, 2019 Season
What Week 8 lacked in greatness, it made up for it with folly. Oh, folly abounded. Chi****/ex-San Diego played perhaps the derpiest game I…
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Falling Back With Lesser Footy – 26 Oct 2019 Open Thread
Sweet mother of mercy, we get that fabled extra hour of sleep tonight. It fucks the Lesser Footy schedule up for a bit, though. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2019 Season
Forgive me if these are even shittier than usual – I’m not in a particularly decent mood (even by Hippo standards). Naturally, one should…
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What’s In a Name? Edition – 19 Oct Lesser Footy/JV NFL Bonanza
This past Thursday, I had my “every 5 weeks” haircut, rescheduled to 1:30. I arrived before my stylist was back from lunch (fuck you,…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2019 Season
It wasn’t a great Sunday of FITBAW! – but it was weird. Given the Timeline we are in, weird will have to do. Were…