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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2019 Season
Sometimes, everything sucks all at once. This was my sportsball weekend. Thanks for showing me you can get darker, Darkest Timeline. Did you know…
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Mid-September Sabado Footy Extravaganza!
Oh men! (and the occasional Nel and Dok visit!) There is some good stuff this weekend. And if you want to be primed for…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2019 Season
Yes, we assemble together again. Another season, knowing the ending is gonna suuuuuccccckkkk. But there is familiarity in routine, and really, there is no…
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JV NFL Sabado Open Thread
Alas, no Lesser Footy (outside the minor league/GAMBLOR realm). Doggone international breaks make my arse chafe. But we have a reasonably decent September slate…
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Sexy Footy Sabado – Marcel Brands Edition
Everton drew shit-ass Palace last week, while I was in Colorady. Yes, I got up super early to watch. No, I am not all…
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Learning to Love Unflavoured Ice Milk (Donks 2019 Preview)
You know, call me crazy, but I have never been the world’s biggest Joe Flacco fan. I mean, the memes are fantastic, but as…
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Git Yer #BFIB On – Tis Midweek HATE Time!
As we wait for real sports to begin again, one might note that the Most Glorious el Beisbol Cardinals are tied for first in…
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Welcome Back, Mexico! Lesser Footy July Increases Intensity
After a Xolos/Puebla Friday night opener, a whole bunch of Mexi-folk are in action tonight. I’m most interesante in the late showdown between Tigres…
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Down to the Raging Afrikan Semis – Lesser Moving Forward
This is a bit of a footy desert for us degenerate #HAILGAMBLOR types. There is less to pick and choose from, so we tend…
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Even MOAR Multi-Cultural Awareness – Behold teh Afrikan Euros!
That’s right, fellow white devils (and jiminy Christmas, where is Big Black Richard??) – BeIn is doing Norteamericanos a big favour and…