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JV NFL Saturday – Finally Meaning MOAR
Dunno if you were with us last weekend, but it was pretty dire from an entertainment perspective. And Lesser Footy is on another interminable…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2019 Season
The best one can really ever expect out of this piece of shit life is a mixed bag. Thusly, I found out (having to…
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“Please Go Away, Summer” 5 Oct 2019 Lesser Footy Open Thread
I am starting this riposte during a 3 Oct continuing legal education seminar. Today’s predicted high in Wake County, North Cakalaky, is 97 muthafuckin’ degrees. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2019 Season
Heidy-ho, it’s a glorious Monday morning with a sense of order returned to the universe. That’s right, Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals have won…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2019 Season
My oh my. Sunday was a fine September day indeed. As a preliminary matter, I sweated my balls off through the fourth consecutive 1-run win by…
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Falling Down The Stairs Of Your Lesser Footy
I’m not really good – good at at all, really – with themes. But fuck me, do I love this song. Let it take…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2019 Season
Sometimes, everything sucks all at once. This was my sportsball weekend. Thanks for showing me you can get darker, Darkest Timeline. Did you know…
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Mid-September Sabado Footy Extravaganza!
Oh men! (and the occasional Nel and Dok visit!) There is some good stuff this weekend. And if you want to be primed for…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2019 Season
Yes, we assemble together again. Another season, knowing the ending is gonna suuuuuccccckkkk. But there is familiarity in routine, and really, there is no…
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JV NFL Sabado Open Thread
Alas, no Lesser Footy (outside the minor league/GAMBLOR realm). Doggone international breaks make my arse chafe. But we have a reasonably decent September slate…