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“Please Go Away, Summer” 5 Oct 2019 Lesser Footy Open Thread
I am starting this riposte during a 3 Oct continuing legal education seminar. Today’s predicted high in Wake County, North Cakalaky, is 97 muthafuckin’ degrees. …
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2019 Season
Heidy-ho, it’s a glorious Monday morning with a sense of order returned to the universe. That’s right, Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals have won…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2019 Season
My oh my. Sunday was a fine September day indeed. As a preliminary matter, I sweated my balls off through the fourth consecutive 1-run win by…
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Falling Down The Stairs Of Your Lesser Footy
I’m not really good – good at at all, really – with themes. But fuck me, do I love this song. Let it take…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2019 Season
Sometimes, everything sucks all at once. This was my sportsball weekend. Thanks for showing me you can get darker, Darkest Timeline. Did you know…
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Mid-September Sabado Footy Extravaganza!
Oh men! (and the occasional Nel and Dok visit!) There is some good stuff this weekend. And if you want to be primed for…
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Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2019 Season
Yes, we assemble together again. Another season, knowing the ending is gonna suuuuuccccckkkk. But there is familiarity in routine, and really, there is no…
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JV NFL Sabado Open Thread
Alas, no Lesser Footy (outside the minor league/GAMBLOR realm). Doggone international breaks make my arse chafe. But we have a reasonably decent September slate…
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Sexy Footy Sabado – Marcel Brands Edition
Everton drew shit-ass Palace last week, while I was in Colorady. Yes, I got up super early to watch. No, I am not all…
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Learning to Love Unflavoured Ice Milk (Donks 2019 Preview)
You know, call me crazy, but I have never been the world’s biggest Joe Flacco fan. I mean, the memes are fantastic, but as…
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