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“Please Go Away, Summer” 5 Oct 2019 Lesser Footy Open Thread

October 5, 2019

I am starting this riposte during a 3 Oct continuing legal education seminar. Today’s predicted high in Wake County, North Cakalaky, is 97 muthafuckin’ degrees. …

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2019 Season

September 30, 2019

Heidy-ho, it’s a glorious Monday morning with a sense of order returned to the universe. That’s right, Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals have won…

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 3, 2019 Season

September 23, 2019

My oh my. Sunday was a fine September day indeed. As a preliminary matter, I sweated my balls off through the fourth consecutive 1-run win by…

Falling Down The Stairs Of Your Lesser Footy

September 21, 2019

I’m not really good – good at at all, really – with themes. But fuck me, do I love this song. Let it take…

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2019 Season

September 16, 2019

Sometimes, everything sucks all at once. This was my sportsball weekend. Thanks for showing me you can get darker, Darkest Timeline. Did you know…

Mid-September Sabado Footy Extravaganza!

September 14, 2019

Oh men! (and the occasional Nel and Dok visit!) There is some good stuff this weekend. And if you want to be primed for…

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2019 Season

September 9, 2019

Yes, we assemble together again. Another season, knowing the ending is gonna suuuuuccccckkkk. But there is familiarity in routine, and really, there is no…

JV NFL Sabado Open Thread

September 7, 2019

Alas, no Lesser Footy (outside the minor league/GAMBLOR realm). Doggone international breaks make my arse chafe. But we have a reasonably decent September slate…