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Better Know A South American Euros Participant – Chile
After penning an ode to Los Donkeyfuckers earlier this week, I had a bit of trepidation Googling “VICE news Chile” – alas, it doesn’t…
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Better Know A South American Euros Participant – Colombia
Hi, everybody. It’s King Hippo, bringing you news of Most Glorious South American Euros. Today’s preview involves the beautiful, peace-loving nation of Colombia, where…
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Prepping FOAR June – Last Regular Lesser Footy Thread of 2018-19
Well, it was kind of fun. Shit-ass Liverpool got pipped for the Prem title, thanks to their draw at Goodison Park. I don’t like…
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City Chase Domestic Treble (and Other Lesser Events)
Man City aren’t going to go an unprecedented 4-for-4, thanks to some dodgy VAR decisions in their Champions League quarterfinal with Spurs. But fuck…
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Calm Before the Non-Storm – Match Week 37 Open Thread
It’s like clockwork. When the League is competitive at the top, hype the title race. When it’s not, hype the relegation battle(s). But what…
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Slim Pickins Lesser Footy Open Thread
Welcome back, though the FA Cup semis (nae exactly raging, MOAR LIEK a quarter-chubb, just enough to make you glad you wore jeans). As…
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Rejoice and Be Merry, International Break is O-vah!
Yes, I have no fucks to give about this year’s Flacco Eight. What a wretched, boring, vanilla-ass torneo. But the big leagues in Europe…
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2019 Hoopsball – Round of 32 Saturday Open Thread
Pardon me, but I have nothing to say! #6(E) Maryland (+3, +135) v. #3(E) LSU (12:10, CBS) Well, two sides I didn’t expect to…
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2019 NCAAT 1st Round Friday – Open Thread
Fortunately, I went to bed at around 11 EST, and didn’t wait up to see confirmation that my brackets made ded. To the games! …
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2019 NCAAT 1st Round Thursday – Early Window Open Thread
Huzzah for life distractions! #10(E) Minnesota (+5.5, +210) v. #7(E) Louisville (12:15, CBS) Don’t bet the over/under on “Minute Man” Pitino crowd shots. You…