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Git Yer #BFIB On – Tis Midweek HATE Time!
As we wait for real sports to begin again, one might note that the Most Glorious el Beisbol Cardinals are tied for first in…
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Welcome Back, Mexico! Lesser Footy July Increases Intensity
After a Xolos/Puebla Friday night opener, a whole bunch of Mexi-folk are in action tonight. I’m most interesante in the late showdown between Tigres…
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Down to the Raging Afrikan Semis – Lesser Moving Forward
This is a bit of a footy desert for us degenerate #HAILGAMBLOR types. There is less to pick and choose from, so we tend…
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Even MOAR Multi-Cultural Awareness – Behold teh Afrikan Euros!
That’s right, fellow white devils (and jiminy Christmas, where is Big Black Richard??) – BeIn is doing Norteamericanos a big favour and…
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Better Know A South American Euros Participant – Chile
After penning an ode to Los Donkeyfuckers earlier this week, I had a bit of trepidation Googling “VICE news Chile” – alas, it doesn’t…
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Better Know A South American Euros Participant – Colombia
Hi, everybody. It’s King Hippo, bringing you news of Most Glorious South American Euros. Today’s preview involves the beautiful, peace-loving nation of Colombia, where…
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Prepping FOAR June – Last Regular Lesser Footy Thread of 2018-19
Well, it was kind of fun. Shit-ass Liverpool got pipped for the Prem title, thanks to their draw at Goodison Park. I don’t like…
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City Chase Domestic Treble (and Other Lesser Events)
Man City aren’t going to go an unprecedented 4-for-4, thanks to some dodgy VAR decisions in their Champions League quarterfinal with Spurs. But fuck…
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Calm Before the Non-Storm – Match Week 37 Open Thread
It’s like clockwork. When the League is competitive at the top, hype the title race. When it’s not, hype the relegation battle(s). But what…
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Slim Pickins Lesser Footy Open Thread
Welcome back, though the FA Cup semis (nae exactly raging, MOAR LIEK a quarter-chubb, just enough to make you glad you wore jeans). As…